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Menopauzilla

Beware Menopauzilla. A seemingly harmless creature by sight, Menopauzilla can be set off at any time, known to go into crying fits of hysterical rage, striking fear in all that surround it, especially females who left a cup on the table, tried to cook, or, god forbid, left a microscopic black spec on the otherwise sparkling clean stove top. Proceed with caution when near Menopauzilla, or avoid the beast altogether and just go out and drink, which, Menopauzilla will judge you for, and also have you know that it causes BREAST CANCER, because she read it in Woman's World, a $1.29 newsprint publication widely revered by Menopauzillas everywhere.
I was just gonna stay in tonight, but Menopauzilla is on the loose again, so let's go get drunk and subsequently get Breast Cancer.
by Shay ron October 18, 2011
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menomena

1. the sound a muppet makes
2. good band
"menomena"
-"doo doooo doo-doo-doo"
"menomena"
-"doo do do-do"
"menomena"
-"doo doooo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo do do-do do"

or

menomena rocks the figurative house
by Ri-Mac July 28, 2005
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menoporsche

Menopause + Porsche:
This strange coinage refers to the fictional symptoms experienced by rich, urban middle-aged men who try to fight off a mid-life crisis onset, by lavishly buying a speedster car (the Porsche is one good example!), ride in it and drive off the anxiety and lack of motivation one goes through in his 40s!
Other related words to menoporsche:

-andropause/ viropause: the scientific name/s given to the 'male-deficit disorder' or MDD.
-ADAM: androgen-defeciency in ageing males.
-TMS: testosterone-minute syndrome.
-IMS: irritable male syndrome.
-HSD: hypoactive sexual desire.
-ISD: inhibited sexual desire.
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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Menocide

Deliberate and systematic extermination or killing of all men and their existence on planet earth.
Woman 1: "I hate him so bad, he totally just dumped me. Damn jerk, he's just like every other guy. They're all the same."
Woman 2: "You know what'll make you feel better? Let's go shopping and then plan a worldwide menocide for brunch, girlfriend."
by jerk-a-meter February 22, 2010
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Menomonie tugboat

Nautical term for a large, inflatable vessel filled with seamen sitting in a circle, vigorously tugging on the flesh torpedo of the sailor to their starboard side.
The calm waters were interrupted by the intense splashing of the passing Menomonie Tugboat.
by Bosco247 July 6, 2022
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Menophilia

A fetish where a straight man, bisexual guy/girl, or lesbian is turned on by a woman's menstrual blood.

In simpler terms, someone who thinks a girl's period is hot or sexy.
I was on my period and I was really horny, and I knew John was into that so I called him over. Who knew menophilia could be so great!
by menophiliac October 14, 2012
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menopause

A special time in a woman's life when they can't have babies anymore. They get hormonal, mean, rude, short-tempered, angry, and awkward. Bad time for teenagers to live with their moms.
She was mean because she was going through menopause.
by Ssssshhhhooooaaaawwwwttttyyyy January 13, 2009
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