Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022

Medium ugly

The people that like you, don’t LIKE you.. just your personality. Some females/males may think you’re fine as hell but still you’re ugly enough to remain humble

Him: Yo, did you just call me ugly??

Homie: I mean, you’re not UGLY. Kinda like a medium ugly really. Like you can still pull em.. but you still ugly bruh lol no offense

Him: Wooow. Bet. We not even gon talk about ya sister then cause.. I’m a humble man

by Anonymous 917 July 1, 2019

Medium Fail

Failure on a Sub-Epic level and/or repeated minor failures.

Joshua Tracy Atwood is refereed to as Medium Fail for repeatedly giving mostly correct answers to his peers failing to provide the correct answer to the pivotal part of the question.

by Demonico62 May 4, 2009

medium whack

Medium whack (and other variations) is used to describe something as being whack, but to also to emphasize a lack of interest in the subject. So, it’s essentially the same thing as “whack”, but you add the “medium” part to 1.) Be redundant for no reason and 2.) Indicate feelings of indifference towards the subject, i.e. “It’s whack and I’m already bored of talking about it”.

Example: “How was the bar last night?” “Medium whack, dude. Way too many hipsters dancing to weird music. I should’ve stayed home and watched Netflix.”

Other potential uses…
Medium Funny: “How was ‘The Hangover 2’?”, “I guess it was medium funny.”

Medium Cool: “How was the party in uptown?”, “It was medium cool, I guess…”

by Crazy Joe Dude March 24, 2013

Melumpum

A Dutch Indonesian word to describe cookies, chips or bread being hard, soggy or stale when they are left open and come in contact with moisture in the air.

This bag of chips has become melumpum. Throw that shit out!

by Master Lim October 11, 2021

ghost medium

someone who can see or talk to ghost

the show deadbeat is about a ghost medium who helps people

by 69money June 8, 2016

cook it medium

To win presidency with great success by forcing beliefs upon people.

Donald trump won presidency by using the "cook it medium" strategy

by elmre4845447747854874587458754 October 30, 2017