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Meatbelt

1. A meatbelt is when the seatbelt of a car has been previously worn by an immensly large sweating person thus making the belt greasy and resembling a large slab of meat or Meatbelt.

2. When a chain of sausages has a defect in the linkage parts so making it appear that the sausage chain is in effect a belt that is made of meat. Meatbelt
dude check out the meatbelt in that car!!!
by ollie Jones & Jimpow May 23, 2008
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Meatball Hailstorm

A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.
Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night

Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom

Billy: Fur Shuure bro

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure

(high five)

(high five)
by meatballhailstorm June 27, 2011
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Meatballing

The act of dipping one's testicles into a pot of piping hot marinara sauce.
The cook was fired from his job after a bus boy caught him meatballing again.
by Hugh Jasphart February 14, 2022
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Bloated Meatballs

When a man's testicles are full of semen.
I'm gonna have fun deflating these bloated meatballs, tonight.
by Cody, for Jenny <3 July 2, 2011
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Shootin Some Meatballs

The 90s phrase for playing basketball (that I totally did not mishear).
Will Smith: And all shootin some meatballs outside of the school
Douche: He said, "b-ball", not meatballs...
Me, an intellectual: Tsk... How does it feel to ride the short bus?
by Lightskin Dreads April 23, 2019
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meatballs

meatballs are people that like to drink, like to have fun , have free spirits and they have no rules and regulations. Made popular by snooki and deena.
“ You see those two girls over there drunk dancing on tables, yeah they’re meatballs.”
by strangeweirdo February 27, 2020
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