manbeast

a hairy, fat man who lurks around in girls houses and/or is sometimes sexy

e.g. have you seen that manbeast in emilys house?

or

faye looked like she had seen a manbeast

by Freddina April 30, 2008

meatbeater

cocksucker is someone who sucks cock, meatbeater is someone who gives handjobs

that slut is a meatbeater

by Sierra H December 12, 2007

Meatmaster

Someone who dedicated their life to penis

Damn, that boy Jonathan sure is a meatmaster. He handled the whole football team with ease.

by Oxford Dictionary gen 2 May 26, 2022

non-meateatian

a person who claims to be a vegetarian, but eats no vegetables.

Peter: 'I'm a vegetarian'
Carol: 'Oh so you eat loads of vegetables but no meat?'
Peter: 'I don't eat meat, but I don't eat vegetables either, I don't really like them.

Carols: 'So your a non-meateatian then.'
Peter: 'What's a 'non-meateatian'?
Carol: 'Someone who claims to be a VEGetarian but eats NO vegetables!'

by blissishappiness January 21, 2016

Meateatiation

The process of solving a conflict, or a number of conflicts between two or more parties through eating copious amounts of meat in front of the conflicting parties until an amicable agreement is reached.

1. "Me and my husbands marriage was on the rocks, until we had a few sessions of Meateatiation.......now the only problem I have to worry about is taking a stool at regular intervals."

2. "Do we really need to get the lawyers involved, can't we just settle this through the civilised means of Meateatiation?"

3. "Can't this dispute be resolved through mediation?"

"I'm afraid not Ma'am, this is far too serious, I think the only way we are going to settle this is through five two hour sessions of Meateatiation.

4. "If you two cunts can't get your fucken shit together and resolve this conflict, I'm going to be forced to eat copious amounts of meat to solve this."

"What?!?!....surely we don't need to get a Meateatiator involved?"

by Soul of Distortion April 17, 2013

meatmaster

A term describing either a male or female that loves to give oral sex to a male.

Lin's a real meatmaster! She love to suck on my dong 'til it's burning like a hot penny!

by pencil pud October 30, 2007

manbeast

An insult for a 'woman' that is very manly. Works well if 'hairy' is said before.

Danielle Conroy

by foetus cheese April 13, 2004