Metarded

The inability to efficiently utilize the Washington Metro, mainly due to unfamiliarity with mass transit systems.

Examples of Metarded including riding the travel several stops in the wrong direction, switching trains at the Arlington Cemetery stop, and frequently missing,"doors closing, step back," by 30 seconds or less.

by Mrpresident1776 April 11, 2012

megatard

A combonation of the words "mega" and "retard". Often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.

Can also refer to the combined forces or impact of two or more annoying acquaintences.

"My friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns."

“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard

or:

"Oh no - Chris and Big Andy are both coming to the party tonight. Don't let them in the same room, or they'll form into MegaTard and we'll never get rid of them!"

by Jimbob Dawgknob February 11, 2006

mentard

opposite of a mentor . one who dispenses poor or ignorant advice.

my boss is my mentard at work

by kize September 4, 2010

matarded

Adjective. The status of being highly intoxicated and saying and doing stupid things, but still being the life of the party.

Larry: Dude I was so messed up last night. I hope I didn't say or do anything I'm gonna regret.

Bradley: Yeah actually you got naked in front of everyone. You were pretty matarded.

by D-Money-Maorty September 12, 2011

Metarded

acknowledgeing your own idiocracy.

I am sooooo metarded for forgetting my birthday when ther is a party in my name

by Exiene July 12, 2012

Mentard

Adjective: Mixing the two words: mental and retard. Often describing a person who is either an idiot or a lunatic.

Bob's such a mentard for hitting on brittany speares!

by Bean January 27, 2004

Megatard

The fusion of 'mega' and 'retard'.
Noun used to signify someone thats really retarded.

Girl1: Hey, did you hear about the latest swine flu outbreaks?

Girl2: HAHAHAHA OMG you idiot, it's bird flu, not swine flu!

Girl1: Damn you're a megatard.

Girl2: I thought swines were birds?

by Lofty-J June 3, 2009