My boyfriend reckons he's 8" long, but he measures from underneath to fool himself into thinking it's longer; the whore's measure is really only 6".
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Get the measuremental mug.A vague and insincere compliment used to be polite in a case of something awful, i.e. a terrible play, song, art piece, et cetera.
Man 1: "Oh, what a joy. By the way, the sound...is great."
Man 2: "Good, that's good to hear."
Man 3: "Thank you for that measured compliment."
Man 2: "Good, that's good to hear."
Man 3: "Thank you for that measured compliment."
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The wife says I've got a small cock, but I'm all ,"Bitch that shit's seven inches with the Mississippi measurement."
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