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random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*
random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?
me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.
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random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*
random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?
me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.
random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?
random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
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1. hookers to offer their services
2. ignorant jackasses as a slack way to say "I love you"
3. ordinary people making references. most users think they are referencing South Park or Family Guy, but actually both of those were referencing Full Metal Jacket(#8 movie of all time according to sanyosuru). A hooker uses this phrase becuase her English is bad, and all she can say is "Sucky-sucky, 5 dollar. Me love you long time. Too long time." South Park has Eric as Vietnamese hooker, exactly as in the original. In Family Guy, Peter says this because it is the only English he thinks the Japanese baseball player will understand, and he can`t afford to pay for him.
1. hookers to offer their services
2. ignorant jackasses as a slack way to say "I love you"
3. ordinary people making references. most users think they are referencing South Park or Family Guy, but actually both of those were referencing Full Metal Jacket(#8 movie of all time according to sanyosuru). A hooker uses this phrase becuase her English is bad, and all she can say is "Sucky-sucky, 5 dollar. Me love you long time. Too long time." South Park has Eric as Vietnamese hooker, exactly as in the original. In Family Guy, Peter says this because it is the only English he thinks the Japanese baseball player will understand, and he can`t afford to pay for him.
1. hooker:me love you long time
2. ignorant jackass: me love you long time
3. synDicate: dude, did you see that episode where Peter is like "Me love you long time" that was great! They are so original.
me: no, that was a reference to full metal jacket
2. ignorant jackass: me love you long time
3. synDicate: dude, did you see that episode where Peter is like "Me love you long time" that was great! They are so original.
me: no, that was a reference to full metal jacket
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Teacher: Okay so go to Google Classroom
Student: *goes to Urb*
Student: *Types 'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm now i know my qwe's next time won't you sing with me'*
Student: *goes to Urb*
Student: *Types 'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm now i know my qwe's next time won't you sing with me'*
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