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Choch McMuffin

When you're a fat faggot and you eat McMuffins all day while watching anal midget donkey porn.
That guy is such a choch mcmuffin that when I came to his house, there was semen and crumbs all over the place.
by SwaggyG420 April 11, 2017
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Roger McGuffey

Sex God! Unfortunately, has every STD known to man. As a result, uses a ziplock bag when he performs his daily teabaggings. His penis is thicker than Hillary Clinton's ankles. Very dangerous.
Oh man! Roger made me sore for damn near a year. I best buy vaseline.
by unfortunate victim September 12, 2004
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McGuffy

The act of hurdling or jumping over one during a football game while carrying the ball.

Originates from Cy-Fair's running back Sam McGuffy.
Crowd: Ahhhh...
Player: -Jumps-
Crowd: MCGUFFY!
by K.Young March 4, 2008
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McMuff

The feeling you get after you drink Smirnoff Watermelon and just want tofight someone
Dude i just had two watermelon mimosas, leave me alone or ill mcmuff your ass!!!
by turk1982 November 30, 2014
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J.D McDuffie

Longtime NASCAR independent campaigner J.D. McDuffie was bucking heavy odds by 1991. With corporate sponsorship financing most of the teams, McDuffie's homespun operation was only able to qualify for a few NASCAR Winston Cup events. McDuffie attempted to qualify 14 times in '91, but only made the field for five events. In the Aug. 11 race on the Watkins Glen road course, McDuffie lost a wheel and slammed into a retaining barrier. Tragically, he died in the acceident. McDuffie competed in races from 1963 to 1991, logging 106 top-10 finishes, but no wins. In October 1998, NASCAR driver Bobby Hillin, Jr. swore he saw the ghost of McDuffie standing in the very spot where his car hit the retaining berriers, while Hillin was in a testing session on the course. Though nobody believed him.
"J.D McDuffie has over 650 starts in the NASCAR Nextel Cup Series."
by nascarman April 27, 2005
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egg mcmuffin

An egg and cheese sandwich from McDonalds, usually with interchangeable sausage or bacon patty.
by Dan September 29, 2003
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McMuffin

A woman with a super-sized muffin top.
Dayum! Check out the McMuffin on dat gurl. She bustin' outta her pants.
by Psychopet October 18, 2011
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