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McDonalds

The place that I work where the customers are more retarted than my coworkers. They come through the drive through to order food, and when I open the window to take their order they just wave and keep going... they then realize their mistake and try to back up while another car is going forward towards my window...

Or they stop halfway through their order to scream at their bratty kids who are beating each other in the back seat. They then forget what they have already ordered and I am forced to repeat the whole order (Hamburger only bun and pickle, fries-no salt, Big Mac only mayo and tartar sauce...) with really wierd special orders... THEN they change their mind, and by that time the food has already been made specially for them with only mayo and tartar sauce...

Thanks for letting me rant.
McDonalds, we love to see you barf.
by Ab0vesuspici0n February 20, 2004
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McDonalds symptoms

Various symptoms of McDonalds overloading. Signs that your state of health is not good.
McStomachAche
McHeadache
McHeartburn
McCirrhosis
McTwitch
McDepression
by brendan September 9, 2004
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1996 McDonalds Hamburger

A 1996 McDonalds burger was photographed after 12 years. The blogger shared the image ( the burger looked exactly like it did the day she bought it ) The post went absolutely viral.
by 1996 McDonalds Hamburger December 3, 2011
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Ronald McDonald

It wasn't Ronald Reagan who tore down communism, it was Ronald McDonald
by the truth January 18, 2005
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McDonalds

The 1# scapegoat to America's obesity problem.
Guy 1# : I know why I'm fat, man.
Guy 2# : Oh yea, why?
Guy 1# : Because of that shitty McDonalds.
Guy 2# : Actually, you're fat because you have no self control, nor common sense. Did you really think that eating two Big Mac's each day for five years wouldn't affect your weight? They're greasy and salty. Have some common sense, you fat whiny asshole.
by GimmiK April 9, 2006
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McDonald's shot

verb: taking an empty McDonald's ketchup cup and filling it with your choice of drink and chugging it down.
Mark partied at his local McDonald's with a Big Mac and McDonald's shots.
by psychoace66 November 2, 2010
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