Barry McCann

The Art of the drunken homing instinct..Even when in a foreign country or unconscious

Person #1: Where's he gone now?! We're in Wales for feck sake!... and he just walks off! I better call the police, but better call him first...

Person #2: H..Hello?

Person #1: Oh thank God! Where the hell are you?!

Person #2: I'm at home in bed..

Person #1: How the hell did you find the hotel?!

Person #2: No..at home in Dublin..I Barry McCann'd it

Person #1: but!.....Hello?

by barmc27 December 31, 2011

McCann

The act of having sex with an Apple product until AppleCare is voided. A reverse McCann is to have sex with an Android product while your Apple products watch. Otherwise, could describe a great guy.

The group McCann destroyed thousands of pounds worth of Apple products.

by mcannibal February 8, 2024

Shea Donal Mccann

A fat fucker, nicknames BIG D. Second best full forward in Antrim. Attracted to people, mainly Gay Dwarfs.

That full forward Shea Donal Mccann was nippy

by Rory Neeson April 23, 2023

Van McCann

van mccan is the lead singer of catfish and the bottlemen he is very fit. no one can compare to him.

his name means sexy as fuck.
i would happily let him rail me any day of the week 😏

“oi you know you are a van mccann”

by Wagwan b November 21, 2020

Taylor McCann

Taylor McCann is the definition of

Perfect
Cute
Kind
Beautiful

Funny
Adorable

Lovable

Whos that?
Thats Taylor McCann

by Nunayabisniss April 7, 2021

John McCann Roll

This is the act rolling into a strip club for style in order to get the attention of not only the stripper but the other patrons in the fine establishment.

Guy 1: “Yo, what that chubby kid doin”
Guy 2: “He doin the John McCann Roll into that titty bar”

by GrannyLicker69BangingTime June 8, 2022

Madeleine McCann

A girl who was playing hide and seek with her friends at 7pm or 8pm and decided to play it with her dad and mum too when they got home. She has currently won hide and seek and is confirmed to NEVER have been found. They are still playing hide and seek with the little girl who is still hiding

Madeleine McCann can be hidden forever. She has been hiding for an estimated 15 years. Go try find her but she will never come out

by igotitallHANDLED May 1, 2022