wtf mayyam?

an exclamation of shock, astonishment or sheer puzzlement, originating from North West London.

Dave(unknown person): Hello susan, how are you?
Susan: wtf mayyam?...

Scenario: walking down the road and seeing an unidentified object.
"wtf mayyam?"

Scenario 2: Waking up on the train at the last stop...
"wtf mayyam?"

by Flajhi's friend! March 7, 2009

Machamping

Jacking off with the use of four hands.

Marcus and Ramon were machamping Altaire. He said it was four times the intensity.

by TripleXXX January 14, 2015

mayhemnaise

Extreme mayonaise. Not for the faint of heart.

I had a stackwich with mayhemnaise and then proceeded to puke up my lungs.

by Patches' December 9, 2005

mayhapsbe

When you're so uncertain of something that neither 'maybe' or 'mayhap' is adequate enough

John: You coming to my birthday party? We're gonna play Bridge and drink beer.
Mark: Mmmm beer... but 'Bridge'? Mayhapsbe.

by SmokinJoe Fission January 12, 2009

Modern Mayhem

The act of creating havoc, in a time where 'havoc' doesn't exist.

The god's last divine intervention was an act of Modern Mayhem on the people of earth, thus ending the 3rd era of humanity.

by Fig boy December 8, 2020

The Mayhem Syndicate

A group people who raid Pinewood places. They love causing chaos and breaking expensive equipment. Murder is not below them. They all smell terrible, yet no one knows why. This group is so bad that the editors of Urban Dictionary keep denying the definition.

Person 1: Hey man I just joined The Mayhem Syndicate!

Person 2: Thats cool bro! But why do you smell so bad?

by TotallyNotCombatSwift February 1, 2020

Mahamadou

Really tall, super amazing, the best sex on the planet, huge dick, super cute. The nicest guy ever. He will take extremely good care of you. He will hold your hand, and put his arm around you, and love you like you're the only two people on Earth.

Mahamadou’s so hot!

by Limpforr June 4, 2018