doucheous maximus

A person that is the prime example of a douchebag. Maybe the term douchebag is too light a word to describe them. They think that they're all that and a bag of chips, and refuse to accept that they suck at life. Oftentimes they call other people douches because they are in denial of their own douche-ness.

"I pop muh collah and get all da bitches followin me around."

Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"

by Camen510 January 2, 2009

douchemous maximus

a person who fits the profile of a perfect douchebag. Someone, who often in public places, makes an ass out of themselves and the people associating with them. Derived from the term douche, which is a total ass clown, and maximus, a roman term meaning to a great degree. so Douchemous Maximus would be a complete and total douche.

Thomas - "You know that douche bag Dennis?" Tim - "Yeah that guy is a total douchemous maximus ." Thomas - "yeah he is..."

by thebigredT January 20, 2009

Donkis Maximus

A chick with a large, donkish ass.

"man you see that girl........god damn that shit is donkis maximus.

by my nigga van July 27, 2009

douchus maximus

This means that a person is a complete douche by nature. They represent every douche bag tendency.

The main element of a douche bag.

Also means that someone is a douche or a douchus (douche/doofus) to the max.

That kid is such a friggin douchus maximus.

(Following a douchus comment): Douchus Maximus!

by MTracy December 28, 2008

Douchbaggius Maximus

1-A big douche

2-someone who many think should have sexual intercourse with a porcupine

3-someone who, when around women, is slapped often

4-Synonym for Kim Jung Il, leader of North Korea

I saw him: the Douchbaggius Maximus. I was having a nice day, but then suddeny, I heard this noise...It sounded like someone trying to pick a fight..and they seemed to be wrong; and drunk. Yes, ihad found a Douchbaggius Maximus! he was about 6'3" tall, maybe 200 pounds, had spiked hair, and was very intoxicated. i took the first step that should always be taken when confronting a Douchbaggius Maximus: I said hello. he then turned, enraged, and used their mutual call when they feel threatened: "What are you lookin at, huh?". I reponded with a shrug, then punched him in the groin area, the second step i ndealing with a Douchbaggius Maximus. he then fell, in pain, and I pulled out my taze-gun, shooting him in the buttocks area. the third step. next, i bought everyone except for him a round of drinks, and called the bouncer on him. Step four. then, I made small talk, and went home, feeling relieved to have captured yet another Douchbaggius Maximus; and that was the last step, the last step to stopping another Douchbaggius Maximus from wreaking havoc.

by wordslinger88 June 28, 2009

Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle

Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".

The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo

The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.

It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!

by Dongus Strongus November 10, 2007

Rectillious Dildous Maximus

The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans thorny cock.

person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?

person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!

by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010