Party Marty

Creeper

Girl: "You touch my coochie?"

Party Marty: "Yes."

by partycooch October 8, 2010

Maury Hancock

Maury is head of the Theatre Department and of the Honor Council at St. Catherine's School. He is well known for his mad directing and technical skills, uninhibited conversation, house in France, and messy office. Maury is one of few faculty members at St. Catherine's who actually possess intelligence and common sense. He affectionately refers to his wife as "La Princesse" and is a devoted pirate. Can be found at McVey theatre when his schedule permits, or brooding on the grounds with his Hagrid-like coat and wide-brimmed hat. Favorite earrings include a scull and crossbones and a bicycle chain link. He enjoys crossword puzzles, gourmet coffees and teas, esoteric movies, and his futuristic, computer-like cell phone. One can spot him by his unusual laughter.
Favorite phrases: "You're fired!" and <Insert nickname of the month here>, which include:
bumblebee
hummingbird
angel of the morning
sunshine
BAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAS!
The Ozzie
The Wankers
Nicola
etc...

Often accompanied by Todd the Child Molester or Bob the Genderless One.

Techie 1: How do we do this? I'm so confused.
Techie 2: Ask Maury, he'll know.
Techie 1: Yeah, but we still won't.

Actor 1: Should I move there?
Maury: Well, what do you think?

Boarder 1: So my curfew's twelve, right?
Maury: No.
Boarder 1: What if I had parent permission? Just for tonight?
Maury: How about your parents call the police, and have them call me. Then you can stay out til twelve.

Day Student 1: Have you seen Maury?
Day Student 2: Yeah, he's so creepy!

by Miriam and BAAAAAZZZ! January 22, 2005

maury show

on the show...
big dawg: that baby dont look nothing like me.
myesha: he yours, u're the only guy i'ev slept with.
maury: big dawg, you are NOT the father
big dawg: dumb ass bitch! what did i tell you. you need to keep your legs closed, biatch. i'm outta here.
myesha: (sob) (sob)
maury: dont cry myesha. i know you've slept with so many men. i would help you find the father. who's next on your "men i've slept with" list?
myesha: #43. jamal, but i think he's in jail. (sob)
maury: dont worry myesha, i would get him on the show.

I watch the maury show anytime i wanna feel like a retard.

by pimpsville August 9, 2004

marty pudd

Also known as Mudd Butt or party mudd. Direct result of drinking from the previous night... Beer shits

Fuck Marty Pudd, that dude is an asshole

by purplenurples November 2, 2009

Marty Mcflyed

To walk backwards from a person/persons (who are trying to catch you) on a roof top, and just falling/dropping off the ledge. The person/persons assume your dead, but out of nowhere you hover up on an flying craft and escape.

Marty Mcfly escapes the old Biff by falling off the tower, and being saved by Doc Brown in the time machine. Hence the term "Marty Mcflyed"

by Endless1013 November 21, 2013

Marty Dog

A Marty Dog is a tall ginger male whore, someone who really enjoys sex with either females or males, most have unibrows and scraggly beards. Sometimes are crackheads.

"I hooked up with that chick from last night!" Jim said. Mark replied, " Bro, she was a Marty Dog."

by dabombhowie May 28, 2014

Marty Stu

The male version of a Mary Sue. Usually super strong and muscular, extremely attractive, everyone likes him except for the evil bad guys who only ever focus on Marty Stu instead of themselves, you get it.

I tried to enjoy the book that my aunt gave to me as a gift, but alas, the protagonist was too much of a Marty Stu for my taste.

by nlolhere February 24, 2021