Maurice

Completly awesome. Hangs out in chat rooms with his buddys talks gamer slang in everyday situations. Best friends with Connor. Melodie is his bitch.

Melodie: Maurice wanna come to the movies with me?
Maurice: IDk was gonna hang out and chat with my peeps.
Melodie: Pl0x
Maurice: You have Melted my heart with you r amer slang i shall go with you.

Bystander: That Melodie is a lucky bitch.

by Unexplainableqwerty January 21, 2010

A Maurice Moment

A maurice moment is when one does something gay without noticing it

Ex. Bro 1: i like holding my gfs purse. Feels kinda nice

Bro 2: what

Bro 1: Sorry i had a maurice moment

by The Gucci flip flops September 28, 2019

Maurice Spednick

definition and background: from the Latin: Hoardus Retardus: When one hoards much of an item and sequentially makes use of none of it

When Eric, the faker, collected 500 oranje juice cartons and drank a mere 2 cartons, Ari, the ugliest kid ever, said that at the moment he was very Maurice Mednick.

by Jumpin Jax Well September 5, 2004

Mauriceaphobia

The fear of Maurice and fear of being eaten by Maurice. Maurice( cosmic threat/universe destroyer)

I just saw Maurice and now I fear him, I have Mauriceaphobia

by Tyronerex August 6, 2019

Maurice Knickerbocker

epic swag person who is epic

god I love Maurice Knickerbocker

by Maurice Knickerbocker January 12, 2022

Maurice Ravel

The French king of arpeggios on fortepiano.

The first time I tried sightreading Maurice Ravel's third movement on his 'Miroirs' suite, the time signature was tripping me up, what the hell is an 84'th note!?

by Gigachadddddd June 6, 2022

Salty Maurice

A sexual act where the male finishes onto their partner's face while they are crying.

They didn't seem to like it, so I gave them a salty Maurice and called it a day.

by GrapeButter November 22, 2016