Malding

The act in which someone is angry and balding.

Xavier Quentin Chad is Malding. Just look at his 90 degree hairline PepeLaugh

by SoloPrestige August 25, 2019

Malding

A person who is mad and balding at the same time

Matthew Rinaudo is malding PepeLaugh

by Axiun June 22, 2019

Coconut Malding

This word describes the action of rage quitting or being upset about something that happened, most often used for instances during video games. It is usually an overblown reaction to something relatively easy or of little consequence, like the coconut mall level in Mario Kart.

“My brother in Christ, you are coconut mallding over Yahtzee.”

“Sounds like someone’s coconut malding.”

by The Fox on A Box July 9, 2023

Malding pemis

The crust that forms when you're not hygienic.

Guy 1: Yo check out my MALDING PEMIS!
Dude 2: Bro I love the cheese mate.

by 28 city October 7, 2020

Malding

The concept of both, being mad and balding.

Joseph is malding.

by Just Joel September 23, 2019

malding

when you are mad and balding

olivias been malding a lot lately bc of her boyfriend

by brooklyn sparks December 23, 2019

Malding

When someone is mad and literally crying

Lark- Shut up pussy boy, want to know my dick
p2w- You are malding.

by yourgodfatheranddad June 11, 2020