Dude 1: Ew man why is their foot fetish videos in your search history?
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.
by Eaglesrownage December 12, 2012
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Person #2: My masterbation muse is Miss June
Person #2: My masterbation muse is Miss June
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Verb; METH-stir-BAY-shun
A marathon masturbation session, often lasting several hours at a time, while under the influence of large amounts of illegal controlled substances, specifically crystal methamphetamine.
A drug-specific variation of drugsturbation. Other examples include: E.g., cialisturbation, MDMAsturbation, etc.
In all cases, obsessive masturbation is the primary activity while the drug use facilitates the abnormal duration of the event. Therefore it is not to be confused with similarly named activities (e.g.,talksturbation, guitarsturbation, complainsturbation, whistlesturbation, etc.) wherein the verb or noun indicated by the prefix is the primary activity and is done at great length for the subject's sole amusement, often at the expense or annoyance of others.
Also: methsturbate, methsturbating, methsturbated, methsturbates, etc.
A marathon masturbation session, often lasting several hours at a time, while under the influence of large amounts of illegal controlled substances, specifically crystal methamphetamine.
A drug-specific variation of drugsturbation. Other examples include: E.g., cialisturbation, MDMAsturbation, etc.
In all cases, obsessive masturbation is the primary activity while the drug use facilitates the abnormal duration of the event. Therefore it is not to be confused with similarly named activities (e.g.,talksturbation, guitarsturbation, complainsturbation, whistlesturbation, etc.) wherein the verb or noun indicated by the prefix is the primary activity and is done at great length for the subject's sole amusement, often at the expense or annoyance of others.
Also: methsturbate, methsturbating, methsturbated, methsturbates, etc.
Sorry, I can't go in to work today, I methsturbated for 7 hours last night and I think I pulled something.
I was going to write that report but I ended up methsturbating all night instead. I think I should take a nap. (Methsturbates more)
Man, I'm so sore from all that
Methsturbation.
Mom, I told you to knock when I'm methsturbating.
I'll be right there lemme just finish up this Methsturbation real quick. (9 hours later sends texts, "Hey.")
I was going to write that report but I ended up methsturbating all night instead. I think I should take a nap. (Methsturbates more)
Man, I'm so sore from all that
Methsturbation.
Mom, I told you to knock when I'm methsturbating.
I'll be right there lemme just finish up this Methsturbation real quick. (9 hours later sends texts, "Hey.")
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Carter was mathturbating in the shower early in the morning.
When Hannah was in History, she was so bored that she used mathturbation to relieve her stress.
After another lonely night, Justin mathturbated before going to sleep and was able to escape into a world of reals and dreams.
When Hannah was in History, she was so bored that she used mathturbation to relieve her stress.
After another lonely night, Justin mathturbated before going to sleep and was able to escape into a world of reals and dreams.
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I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!
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