matchstick stanley

Stanley or similar tool knife with two blades side by side separated by a matchstick. Gap ensures stitches are complex leading to permanent scarring.

The ned threatened him with a matchstick Stanley to the face.

by PsychMink September 13, 2015

mathush

Sexy boy, sexy personality , smart confident and can always make a person laugh

Mathush cheered up the world

by anonymous November 23, 2021

matchstick workforce

overworking a bunch of people until they're burnt out, knowing you can hire their replacements once their purpose has been served.

"John has a matchstick workforce avaliable to suit your needs at anytime"

by GrontleGums October 5, 2023

Ranked matches (LoL)

This is where you lose your grip on sanity, THIS is where you have finally lost your last chance at losing your virginity, you've basically lost everything, INCLUDING E V E R Y MATCH. Match making somehow manages to give you teammates who only know how to point fingers at everybody but themselves and say gg report team or better team wins while simultaneously giving the enemy team a bunch of likeable jokers who are also diamond smurfs.

Person 1: Did you hook up with Jessica last night bro?
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.

by Triggered 24/7 August 23, 2018

Light some matches

(Verb): To hang out with friends; chill in' out, maxin', relaxin'.

Bored today, someone hit me up so we can light some matches.

Call the cell if anyone wants to light a match tonight.

by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014

Matchstick Ignitor

An alcoholic drink that mixes Jager with an Orange flavored energy drink

Guy 1: Hey man, you ready to go out?

Guy 2: I dunno, I'm feeling a lil tired, and my vagina hurts.

Guy 1: No worries, I'll get ya a Matchstick Ignitor.

Guy 2: What the fuck is a Matchstick Ignitor?

Guy 1: Shut up and drink the drink bitch!!

by EggaWoes June 6, 2010

Matchu

A street name of the drug cocaine.

Dealer : Oi, does anybody want some matchu?
Buyer : Yeah, I’ll take some matchu, I wanna get high.

by PaterFrigidus July 10, 2018