Mitchard

Someone with the name Mitch who wishes to sound more formal. Can help job resumes, female relations and also add abit of class and mystique.

My name is Mitchard. Yes. I'm classy and amazing.

James Bond has nothing on Mitchard. Mitchard shakes AND stirs.

by A Minnesotan February 25, 2019

mactard

A user of Macintosh computers, an Apple fan.

"So did you get caught out by that annoying (virus/worm/trojan)?"
"Nah, I'm a Mactard"

by Lucas May 27, 2004

mactarded

iliterate in Mac computer. Not Mac friendly.

That student did not know how to use the MAC computer. The student was unable to open up his document nor use Garageband, he is Mactarded.

by Zurigol July 14, 2009

mactarded

When someone doesn't know how to use a mac.

Shelly is mactarded.

by Jac8998 July 7, 2010

Mitchhardy

a very sexy man with the urge to conquer a small island

An example would be when Asia was conquered by a dragon-man named Mitchhardy.

by Mitch Hardy May 3, 2008

mactard

Someone who is incapaple of using a Mac

I cannot coordinate a slow-moving mouse with only one button because I am a mactard

by jamlip April 29, 2005

mathtarded

The complete inability to perform basic mathematical functions. This can be caused by a long lapse in time between math classes causing brain atrophy, or general retardedness.

I am completely mathtarded in my college algebra class, probably because i haven't taken a math class in three years.

by sockenpuppen December 9, 2008