My women the other night said time for the meaty matador and I jump at it and jammed my junk on the edge of the bed
by Nevik doloh January 29, 2019
A foreign species, not native of any particular origin, but most commonly mistaken to have relations to the Ding and Dong Dynasty. Known for his ability to write small, kick high and blow things up, The Mongolian Matador has a quiet demeanor but possesses the ferociousness of the once known to be extinct, Wolverine. This species is rare because most died out during the samurai era. Some have been seen in the Bronx and in Eastern Regions of Long Island. Distinguishable by the long, rubber band tied Ryu (from street fighter) hair do.
Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.
Approach with caution.
Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.
Approach with caution.
by Big Jon'e January 27, 2009
I had to use The Matador because my underwear were still in the dryer and was running late for my Grandfathers funeral!
by I’m with stupid July 08, 2021
The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.
by PickleGod762 August 13, 2024