Maduro

The worst president in the history of Venezuela, has an IQ of -64747382828

"Dude here comes dictator Maduro, take me a picture"

" Sorry, I don't take photos of shit"

by Kickin'ass24 April 29, 2018

majura

a hot babe who plays hard to get but really just wants all dem boys. Don't be fooled, if you want her, go for it. she'll give in eventually,

woah, did she just pull a majura on you?

by dkja May 14, 2015

ManUre

Slang term for Manchester United F.C., derived from the shortened Man U version of their name. Used in a mocking fashion.

I hope ManUre lose tonight, they're all fucking cunts.

by Dr. Graham Garden April 15, 2007

macure

someone who is very tall and/or has a built body

John is very macure.

by ducks r November 5, 2010

masbridge

A cheeky cunt, who’s Dad has a shiny forehead! Loves the ched, has to be a queg!!! Also there rich and rinse there p’s on fortnite cos there shite!

Masbridge is dickhead, is shit at fortnite and Dad has a shiny forehead!

by Ched one March 12, 2018

manure

A fertilizer farmers use for their crops. The smell is so furiously stinky it is almost addicting in a way.

She: Wanna head back? The manure is starting to stink real bad here
He: Nah I'm fine with it. It's actually quite addicting in a way, ya know?
She: what.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 7, 2021

manure occureth

The nice old-english way to say "shit happens". usually said around those that would mind if you said "shit".

Aww! Dude you just wrecked your Continental!
Manure occureth my good friend..manure occureth.

by themagichat November 3, 2007