Masturgitate

mas-ter-ji-teyt verb, -tat·ed, -tat·ing.

to stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) while vomiting.

A combination of the words masturbate and regurgitate.

Two guys in a thread where the OP was a photoshopped picture of Harry Truman's face on Tia Carrere's nude body from the 2003 Playboy centerfold spread.

#1: Is there a word for fapping while vomitting?

#2: Masturgitate?

by wax-paper peace-pipe boy October 15, 2011

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by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009

mastribate

when one strokes the wand, ie. jerk off!

I am going to find some real porn on this computer and mastribate to it.

by jerkoff March 8, 2003

masticateing........

to chew food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am masticating!!!!!!

by bo-bob November 10, 2004

masticate

To eat food noisily, sloppy, and with smacking sounds and other annoyances.

"My brother masticates when he eats."
-me

by Dave February 5, 2005

masticate

To cross the Mexican American Border while having sex with a family member. Preferably butt sex.

Jose and Juanita felt uncomfortable as they masticated, for they feared they could not look each other in the eyes again. The road was also very bumpy.

by Juanes May 17, 2006

Mastricate

to chew

He's really mastricating the hell out of his Wanus!

by Tessa October 7, 2003