Gamer masterbater

This one is especially for gaymers, it is when you stick your controller up your ass and then you turn on vibrate

Danny: I definately a gamer masterbater
Steve: Yeah me too

by genghis September 13, 2016

masterblasterbating

grinding your crotch (not gender specific) on the back of the neck of a person while they're giving you a shoulder ride.

"did you see the look on debby's face when she was playing water chicken? i'm pretty sure she was masterblasterbating".

by Surly Q August 20, 2012

Masterblasterer

To be the King of pleasuring women using only fingers swiftly and efficiently.

"He was such a masterblasterer, I could tell he had experience."

by datindianguy10 November 23, 2016

Masterboater

A female that motorboats her own breasts.

Hey Kaitlyn I can motorboat my own boobs! Hey Kim you're a masterboater!

by KennethG October 4, 2014

Masterblast

A blunt or bowl with 2 or more different strains of weed

"Damn what strain is this?"
"It's a masterblast of some cookies and northern lights"

by weedhead_princess November 18, 2017

master blaster

The midget controlled behemoth from Beyond Thunderdome. He's pretty ripped but pretty stupid=can really fuck some shit up.

Old Master Blaster is at it again with the chainsaw and all. Just a cuttin and a punchin and all he's got is that crazy blacksmith aussie midget to love em...well plus me of course.

by Sky Puncher August 18, 2006

Later Masterbater

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."

Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010