Mashed Potatoes

an exceptionally heavy ejaculate, generally after prolonged abstinence from sexual activities

The next girl I fuck is gonna get a face full of mashed potatoes

by Shiesty McNasty December 24, 2009

mashed potatoes

Said in reference to sneaking up behind someone and humping them in the butt. Giving them ur mashed potatoes means to ejaculate in said person's anus. This is enjoyed by gay men and extremely slutty/kinky girls.

"Come here boy u gonna get sum a deeze mashed potatoes"

by dont worry about it February 12, 2005

mashed potatoes

n. A starchy fictional food, looks like glue, or diarrhea. In fiction, it is manifestly made from mashing potatoes (peeled or unpeeled), or sometimes baked, potatoes with a ricer, fork or potato masher.

In real life, it is not possible to mash a potato.

See also Wonka Bar.

"I'm going to make some mashed potatoes."
"That's ridiculous, they don't exist!"

by Some wise guy aha! August 16, 2009

Mashed Potato

A pimple on your face that has popped without your knowledgs.

"Damn, Terri had a nasty mashed potato on her cheek this morning..."

by Russell H May 24, 2007

mash potato

Mashed potato means to masturbate.

He's mash potatoing in his room!

What the fuck, did you mash potato yourself?

by Dina7282837282837jh December 5, 2007

mash potatoes

Meaning a man and a woman that are white and are exchanging their liquids until it looks like mashed potatoes.

Sally made mash potatoes last night with Jim.

by sillywilly1313 June 18, 2014

mash potatoes

to say good bye or see you at a later period in the day (when you leave,depart from a place, dwelling or any other area which you frequent with your friends, brothers, sisters, gang, crew, or homies) n.b. can be shortened to mash or used with any other kind of potato e.g. jacket/boiled/baked/roast/sweet potatoes

safe kids, i've got to go, mash potata - see ya lata

by maximus tentius April 20, 2004