Massaro

Thinks he's extremly hot but is just hot Italian but looks more German blue eyes makes sex jokes actually has a giant penis and knows how to us it very well nieve but intelligent blond and athletic anyone who knows that someone with the last name massaro should just send it with him

Everyone: Holy shi* that sex was amazing
Also everyone: was it a massaro

by XxAmeliaxx696969 September 26, 2018

Mandarin Orange

A person that is ethnically chinese that was educated in Chinese school, is not fluent in English language and adopts conservative communal mindset

I can never get along with that mandarin orange because we just clash in terms of the way we think

by real chinese December 24, 2020

Mascarbating

The act of pumping your mascara wand rigorously into the tube to get optimum amount of mascara.

I walked in on my mom mascarbating

by AJmackdaddy December 12, 2010

Madar Jende

Persian Slang , if u want to translate it word by word it means :

Madar ( Mother ) + Jende ( Bitch , Whore ) = Your mom is a bitch

Besides fighting pick up lines , This slang is also used to show love especially between boys since boys don't do that soft shit lmao

*Slaps hard on the back of his friend *

-Chetori madar jende ?

means : how u doing u son of a bitch

by Hippogryph Rider April 6, 2019

mascara

the one that is finally perfect for you after trying so many. u try so many different mascaras until you find the one and when you find that one mascara you keep getting it.

conversation about a couple:
“they are so cute together!”
“he’s her perfect mascara.”

by future_milf777 February 6, 2023

madar jendeh

Persian for mother fucker. Madare Jendeh is a derogatory word. It is normally used to degrade someone.

"Payam madar jendeh emshab miad inja".

Payam, mother fucker, is coming over tonight.

by Ammaleh April 20, 2005

Madara Problem

Sometimes called "Yhwach Problem" (after the second most famous case) Madara Problem is one of the most difficult writing conundrums: this one in particularly refers to a scenario in which a writer creates a character so monstrously overpowered and indestructible that nothing in the writer's universe is capable of killing the said character, and the writer is forced to either nerf the character to the point of destructibility (often defeating the character's original purpose) or killing them by an asspull.

Named after Madara Uchiha, a character from manga Naruto by Masashi Kishimoto. Reportedly, Kishimoto at one point admitted that even he himself didn't have any way of killing Madara, and had to resort to an asspull.
Alternatively named after Yhwach, a character from manga Bleach by Tite Kubo. Starting of as a high tier character, Yhwach was made nigh-omnipotent and immortal near the end of the manga, the combination of this and a tight schedule forcing Kubo to resort to a combination of nerf and an asspull to finally finish this monster off.

Ben: "Say, Jerry: this Dante character of yours is great, but he feels too OP. How does one kill him?"
Jerry: "I... I don't really know. I don't think anyone can. I don't think even I can."
Ben: "But you wrote him!"
Jerry: "..."
Ben: "Sounds to me like you have a Madara Problem on your hands."

by Helel ben Shahaar August 7, 2019