massage therapy

A euphemism for the sex services provided at a rub and tug massage parlour. Often used to deceive people who are not in the know, like your stupid fat bitchy boss.

Sorry, Boss, I'd love to come to that meeting but I gotta leave work early for a massage therapy appointment.

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

swedish massage

Essentially same as the handjob.

My gf was having her period so she gave me a Swedish massage.

by analjuggernaut November 2, 2004

happy-ending massage

A massage that is normal up until the end, where the masseuse gives the person being massaged a handjob. See also: handjob, The Gabbie Show

Eric was surprised, yet very satisfied, with his happy-ending massage.

by Cringey May 13, 2016

Nuru Massage

A massage performed on an inflated mattress by a hot japanese woman. it is best done nude and with a lot of oil. often ends up with the participants having sex

John paid 100 bucks for a Nuru massage last night, he said it wasn't waisted money cuz it ended in a surprise.

by mon93 December 13, 2010

massage parlor

Any business displaying itself as a place to receive a massage, but will offer sexual services...if the price is right. Police may occasionally raid these joints in places where prostitution is illegal (mainly U.S.).

Why date and play all those stupid games with a "girlfriend" when you can go to a massage parlor?

by Chazz K. December 9, 2008

massage boner

A massage boner in an uncontrollable erection you get on the massage table if anything or anyone comes even close to your junk. It's unavoidable and potentially embarrassing when this happens, especially if the massage is done by a dude.

Robin: Was so embarrassed last night.
Reg: Why ?
Robin: Man, I went for a massage and it was a dude. Couldn't help getting the hugest massage boner when he rubbed my thighs and his elbow brushed my junk. Wouldn't settle down for 10 minutes.
Reg: Did he finish it off?
Robin: Hell no.

by Paastastic7 June 13, 2013

Bass massage

When the bass from your sub is so hard that you are getting a massage from it.

I put on dat Gucci and turned dat shit up all da way and dropped out while i got my bass massage.

Turn up da bass i need to relax with a nice bass massage.

by Adioham February 26, 2010