Mary Poppins

When a woman inserts a toothpick umbrella down a man’s urethra and opens it, while pulling it back out.

Person 1: “Wow, I can’t believe you actually followed that creep to the bathroom”

Woman: “Don’t worry about me, I gave him the ‘ol Mary Poppins”

Mary Poppins by WeinerScreener June 25, 2021

Mary Poppins

A verb for doing something practically perfect in every way.

Past Tense: Damn homie, she just Mary Poppinsed that sh*t.
Present Participle: Give me a sec, I am Mary Poppinsing this sh*t real quick.
Future Tense: You got this homie, go Mary Poppins that sh*t.

Mary Poppins by halcyon.dazed March 16, 2023

Mary Poppins Purse 

(1) A purse containing everything but the kitchen sink!
(2) A purse that one must pull out the strangest items in order to get to what they're looking for.
(3) A purse that is tiny, but apprears to hold huge amount of items in it.
(4) A purse one must dump out the entire contents of to get one small item out.

I got stuck behind a woman with a Mary Poppins Purse at the supermarket. This crazy lady had to take out everything in her purse just to get to her wallet. She had playing cards, toothpaste, hand sanitizer, dental floss, 3 bottles of pills, and whole lot of other junk just dumped on the counter. It was a small purse, too. I can't believe it holds all that stuff!

Mary Poppins Purse by DeWinter July 6, 2007

Mary Poppins Syndrome 

A psychological disturbance, usually starting in childhood, wherein a person eats teaspoons of sugar back to back, practices telekinesis in order to clean up their room and periodically jumps off rooftops holding an open black umbrella.

It first became apparent to me at about the age of 12, as my parents were divorcing, that I was suffering with a deeply rooted and seriously advanced case of Mary Poppins Syndrome!

Mary Poppins Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

Mary Poppins that hoe 

when you have to give da hoe, a spoon full of sugar, to get da hoe to go down to the pork sword. (to go downtown on ya)

I had to, "Mary Poppins that hoe" to get it right.

Mary Poppins that hoe by grand master third June 10, 2009

Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion 

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.

Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion by djmagicb2002 January 28, 2020

Mary Poppins stripper 

An exotic dancer who not only has a banging ass body but also lays it straight wit the advice, and she does for free

Yo i was over at the pink oyster and i found this Mary Poppins stripper, i mean shit she was cool as hell and gave me relationship advice for free.

Mary Poppins stripper by xclbrican August 18, 2008