The most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. He's also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. He won't back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see Don Zimmer)
Expos fan: "Man, I miss being able to go to the Big O and watch Pedro Martinez."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."
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They're incredibly hot, sexy, kind, a savage, and cute as fuck. They both have their own special personalities, but sure can make any girl's heart melts in just a blink.
Their jawline can cut anything deeply, and their smile can light up the whole world.
Some fans admit their hotness makes them wet.
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