Martha

When you have sex with a woman and instead of showering you have a different female give you head to clean it. Usually to be clean for sex with another girl. Named after Martha Stewart because it's an inventive way to clean something which is what she is known for.

After screwing Nikki I didn't have time for a shower so I had Kelli just give me a Martha instead.

by Darick & Dave July 20, 2008

Martha

Trash

I think that girls name is Martha.
Why?
Shes trash

by imvginvry October 17, 2017

Martha

OMG
MOST SEXY EPIC BEAUTIFUL GIRL EVEEEEER she’s in love with me

Martha has a crush on Archie (aka me)

by ArchAwesome9 April 28, 2019

Martha

When you have sex with a woman and instead of showering you have a different female give you head to clean it. Usually to be clean for sex with another girl. Named after Martha Stewart because it's an inventive way to clean something which is what she is known for.

After screwing Nikki I had Kelli give me a martha so I wouldn't have to shower.

by Darick & Dave December 24, 2008

Martha

A ugly ass bitch that don't know what tf she's doing. She likes to be something that she's not. Fake asf tbh

Martha : *looks at you a certain way*

Me : "alright you a bitch so you might be Martha ."

by suckadick6969 December 4, 2017

Martha

A short teacher who is older than the Dino Danny. She is hard to take seriously since she is literally 3’9
SEKIS

Martha

by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019

Martha

Usually a stupid bitchy teenager who has an extremely bad attitude towards everyone she meets. She will steal friends away from you, interrupt conversations, and dresses like a whore. Did I mention she's acts like she's popular and is rude as well? Oh, and she's very clingy.

Person: Hey who s that?

Person 2: The purge is coming.

Martha: *walking down with high heels, short shorts, a very showy top, and her weave in a bun* OH MY GOD LIKE GURLEEN IS SO CUTE WITH HIS JEWISH HAIRCUT. *texting some rapist or hooker*

Me: ...GURLEEN RUN.

by Slitdick :) January 31, 2015