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mamories

Thinking of, or thoughts that remind you of BOOBS that you have held, sucked or BOOBS you had missed an oppurtunity to hold or suck.
I have very fond mamories.
by Patrick Duncan March 14, 2007
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Marmot

a brand of superior outdoors clothing and equipment worn and used by discerning and discriminating outdoors enthusiasts. Known for great technical style, clean and sleek design. Marmot produces technical outdoors and outdoors lifestyle clothing without ridiculous prices. Probably best known for PreCip rainwear, DriClime windshirts, and their sleeping bags but also make beautiful softshells, down jackets, tents and packs. Big break and defining moment came when they did down jackets for the Clint Eastwood classic "The Eiger Sanction", reflected to this day in the clean Euro look of their products. Used by professional guides, carried primarily in outdoor specialty shops such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.
Ian - "That's a great looking jacket. Does it keep you warm and dry? Who makes it?"

Carlos - "Yes, it kept me warm and dry in Chamonix. It's waterproof, breathes well, and doesn't have a bunch of useless non-functional crap on it. It's from Marmot."
by da Chetster March 5, 2009
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marjorie

A woman who takes your breath away and renders you speechless upon initial meeting. She unknowingly instantly destroys any and all smoothness you might have otherwise been capable of thus ruining your first impression. This unfortunately leaves you completely and utterly vulnerable to being Cock-blocked by anyone who already knows her.
guy 1 : Dude who is that.....she's gorgeous....

guy 2 : That, my friend, is Marjorie. Can you hold my drink while I cockblock you? Thanks.

guy 1 : remains in the corner holding a drink blinking and drooling like a zombie.....
by datguy3 May 12, 2011
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malmorius

A completely sexy man. The alpha male of every pack. He is truly a majestic hooman. He is the best at everything.
"He truly is a malmorius!"
by dathmonstah November 15, 2017
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Mammorious Relationship

When one is in love with a female for the sole reason of her glorious mammaries. It is very common in this relationship to put up with such useless things as; talking, occasional dates, or even learning names if need be.
Glenn: Hey, did you hear I have a new girlfriend.
Stacy: What is her name?
Glenn: I dont know. Its a Mammorious Relationship.
by Chancy Chancellor October 12, 2009
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Mammorial

Any ceremony, real or imagined, that worships or mourns an outstanding set of breasts.
Joe: "Dude, remember Jane from back in High School? Saw her in town today."

Bob: "Yeah, she had a great rack! How'd she look?"

Joe: "We'd better have a Mammorial, cause they were hangin' so low you couldn't see her belt!"
by RocketmanKarl February 23, 2010
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Marmot Hat

The most awesome type of hat ever created. It's made by shooting a marmot, skinning it and turning it into a hat.
by Almana December 15, 2010
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