Markromancy

When someone predicts the future through an Douchebag-ish comment

"You Just Wait, He's going to come driving down here the moment you fucking leave!"

*Car drives by*

"WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU!"

"..Dude that's fucking Markromancy."

by Markromancers Incubi June 14, 2009

Makomborero

She is a very shy quiet person at first. But when you get to know it's like you met 5 different people. She is the kindhearted person who will listen to your every problem and give you hella good advice which you should listen to. She can be very aggressive. She can be very arrogant and deny it . She loves attention so shower her with it or even drown her. She can be bad ass bitch who got attitude problems who will literally call you out. Like when she does it hurts like hell. When she acts all sad and depressed just know its the creative juices flowing. She is so talented. She can write the deepest ever. She is a special case. And no one could ever figure her out not even herself.

Makomborero, darling .

by BosomsIcanNotLie September 16, 2019

markovo mama

It is when a markovo mama gets stuck in the washing machine and then mark will fuck the shit out of her with his tiny

oh no markovo mama moment

by markovomama October 1, 2021

Im Marksman

The G.O.A.T. of Call of Duty Search and Destroy, and Twitch streamer & YouTuber.

3:00 KD +

Kid: Marksman is pretty bad
Im Marksman: *Jokely* Ya, I am bad

also Marksman: I am the best

by Timothy with .5 kd July 25, 2020

Dirty Marko

When a guy reaches round and starts counting the genital warts before being entered

Oi Dirty Marko, it feels like it's ribbed.

Need two hands to count them all

by It's only banter November 20, 2020

markimoo

Markimoo is when Markiplier has a cow head on.

"Hey Markimoo! I'm gonna getcha'

by Septiceye-Sam June 19, 2016

Markos

The act of taking profit and vanishing

Don't worry I won't pull a Markos

by The Design Community May 23, 2019