marmite mining

Anal sexual inter course - examples below:-

1. you marmite miner
2. he looks like a marmite miner
3. you fucking gay , go do some marmite mining

by bruvwithmeanin May 13, 2005

Marmite band

A band that one either adores or despises, rather like the popular food spread.

Muse is definitely a Marmite band.

by @FellatioHornblower August 22, 2016

Maremites

A humanoid alien species that came to earth from the planet of Mare -which is located somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy. They have adopted the language and culture of the Netherlands. Their technology is more advanced than humans, but considerably less advanced than other equivalent alien races in the universe

I returned one day to find all my cows abducted. I suspect it was Maremites.

The Maremites UFO beamed up Jeremys VW while he was drifting out in the desert. We never saw him again.

by B.A Buchanan September 22, 2016

Marmite Banana

The aftermath of a messy anal session I.e. A penis covered in fecal matter.

I was left with a proper marmite banana last night after Lesley let me put one up her shitter

by Eddie_ed April 19, 2017

Spread the marmite

The process of keeping your feet connected to the floor in contemporary dance. No one wants to be a dead fly.

As you roll from one side to the other really spread the marmite to keep connection.

by rosiniballerini December 1, 2013

Marmite Candle

Giving someone a good hard fucking up the ass resulting in a brown smelly cock or Marmite Candle. Occasionally upon removal from the ass the candle may be blown out via the method of Fallacio.
This act has one of 2 results with the reciever, they either love it or hate it!

Archie was really going for it with his misses and when he pulled out of her ass he asked her if she wanted to blow out the Marmite Candle.

Yes please she replied, i Love that yeasty tang!

by the_cartographer January 8, 2013

Marmite Miner

Used to describe people having anal sex. After sex, The man pulls out his penis, and, if he has shit on it, he is called a "Marmite Miner". Can be shortened to "MM".(Double M)

Marmite Mining: You either love it or you hate it!

Sorry for the rudeness of this post.

"Person 1 puts dick in Persons 2 anal. Then pulls it back out."
Person 2: God, been Marmite mining again have we?
person 1: Wash your arse next time! I hate to be a Marmite Miner.

by DJ Daz and Siliconwolf September 24, 2006