The most annoying, no talent, high maintenance, Americal Idol reject, begging for attention, millionaire brat to ever fool the music buying public who shrieks and wails like a ferret caught in a meat grinder.
Dave: "Mariah Carrey is terrible, really terrible..."
Jonsie: "I concur, govna'..."
Sebastian: "I hope her throat falls out"
Tabatha: "Does anyone really like that crap?"
Jonsie: "I concur, govna'..."
Sebastian: "I hope her throat falls out"
Tabatha: "Does anyone really like that crap?"
by philbad July 09, 2004
by mar-eye-a care-E September 02, 2003
Some chick who sings r&b and I don't care how "pretty" her voice sounds, her music is so lame and b-o-r-i-n-g. Her horrible songs get played everywhere.
She wears really skanky outfits too. Why would anyone look up to her as a role model?
She wears really skanky outfits too. Why would anyone look up to her as a role model?
Mariah Carey fan: "Like you are sooo jealous of her because she is pretty and can sing."
Me: "Jealous my fucking ass. I don't want little ghettofied people worshiping me everywhere I go."
Me: "Jealous my fucking ass. I don't want little ghettofied people worshiping me everywhere I go."
by rageagainstthemachinefan August 21, 2005
a women eminem fucked in the ass
a stupid bitch like jessica simpson
a women every dyke wants to lick
a whore looser then lil kim herself,trust me,it looks like Two roast beefs closed together rip'd apart
a stupid bitch like jessica simpson
a women every dyke wants to lick
a whore looser then lil kim herself,trust me,it looks like Two roast beefs closed together rip'd apart
eminem "we just met and i Fucked You"
the game "i wouldnt that bitch mariah carey even if she had an ashanti ass"
the game "i wouldnt that bitch mariah carey even if she had an ashanti ass"
by homeboy April 19, 2005
only the hottest girl in the world
by muh rye uh care eeeee April 02, 2003
an annoying woman who shouldn't even be classified as a musician. i can't stand her voice. it is too raspy. her songs are even more annoying than her voice. plus, she can't dance to save her life. it so boring seeing her videos. i can almost puke when i hear her and see her.
person: i can't stand mariah carey.
me: do you want to be my best freind because i totally agree with you!
person 2: mariah carey is so hot and she is a talented singer!
me: how do you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning! mariah carey is a lousy singer and has no talents whatsoever. have you seen her movie glitter? i mean come on, that shouldn't even be classified as a movie! okay, you know what, why don't you just get away from me, now!!
me: do you want to be my best freind because i totally agree with you!
person 2: mariah carey is so hot and she is a talented singer!
me: how do you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning! mariah carey is a lousy singer and has no talents whatsoever. have you seen her movie glitter? i mean come on, that shouldn't even be classified as a movie! okay, you know what, why don't you just get away from me, now!!
by gap06 January 05, 2006
-Dude, I lost my dog.
-Did you use a dog whistle?
-I lost that too.
-Did you call Mariah Carey and ask her to sing her highest note?
-Aw man, I never thought of that. Now I feel stupid.
-Did you use a dog whistle?
-I lost that too.
-Did you call Mariah Carey and ask her to sing her highest note?
-Aw man, I never thought of that. Now I feel stupid.
by Wanta Fanta April 13, 2009