by Ninja_Queen1 December 18, 2019
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Get the Mari mug.A wise old nany that will clean your house no matter what. She can sometimes be a bit stubborn and grumpy but she is a great person when she is in the mood. She wakes up at 4:00 am every day and on Sunday’s she ubers to the mall. She hates Lyft. She is caring with your friends but sometimes mean to her clients. She calls Brodys brother and she never hurts you physically. She is in great shape for her age. She is in her 80s but she still has not lost her hair and it is not at all white. She is not married but has two daughters. Her full name is Maria. I recommend a nany named Mari.
by Al isn't pal October 24, 2020
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Get the mari mug.The act of being forcibly pushed down the stairs, and landing on your little brother’s broken violin.
by vvv_143 September 8, 2023
Get the Mari mug.My bestfriend the best person on earth that understands me and loves me unconditionally I'm so grateful and happy i have a bestfriend like them i will always remember everything they did for me thank you so much for worrying about me cheering me up like no body else could ever cheer me up like "have you ate chelsea" nah fr cause this idiot Literally brings up inside jokes instead of actually nice words😢 you are the reason why I'm so happy and I don't even know how lucky i am but I'm grateful she is the best person on this world and nobody can change that they can try and I'll gladly watch them fail i love her so much they r always letting me rant if anybody dares to judge her 1v1 me I'll bring every weapon i can and i will slit your throat
E:Oh whos mari?
R:oh mari?,
E:yeah you always talk about them.
R:all i can say is they r the best person ever.
R:oh mari?,
E:yeah you always talk about them.
R:all i can say is they r the best person ever.
by gwatt October 2, 2021
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