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Brighton Marathon

A once yearly event when a male travels to Brighton located on the south coast of the U.K. and receives anal sex by 26 other men and a midget in a single day.
Keith: I have entered the Brighton Marathon next year.

Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!
by JonnyFirePower September 20, 2012
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Maartje

An amazing and inspirational person. She is very funny and will boring a smile to your face when You are sad. She has about 4 close friends wich she treats like her family. If You are friends with a Maartje, You are very Lucky.
Look there’s Maartje! I would love to be friends with her!
by Iemdmodmkfkrowejfufeh May 30, 2020
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Marathon Monday

A day where people drink alcoholic beverages, sunrise of Monday morning, until sunrise of Tuesday morning.
Watch Blue Mountain State's episode "Marathon Monday"
by Shippensburg University March 4, 2014
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Mahat

Renowned the world over as the sole heir to the ring of Awesome. It has been prophesied that the bearer of this ring inherits the soul of the late king, Ramon; A king known for his unique ideology and low latent inhibition. Truly a genius among geniuses.
Our saviour, Mahat has come to vanquish the evil-doers. Let us all praise him for his magnificence and shower him in wealth and glory.
by Hamat Hadem September 7, 2013
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mexican marathon

two or more days of consecutive binge drinking to the point of intoxication. usually done in conjunction with skipping work or school.
last week we went out drinking from tuesday to saturday...a real mexican marathon...im hung over as hell
by fp12319 May 9, 2010
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exam week marathon

That awful week when you have to take an exam every single day. Which means you have to study every single day for the exam of the next day. Known for the constant headaches, few hours of sleep and for being extremely tiring. The constant daydreaming of Friday night, which means you won't study anymore, is totally normal.
Sarah: Hi Kevin, wanna go to the movies on Saturday afternoon?
Kevin: You are kidding right? I can't, I have exam week marathon next week. I must start studying now.
by readlookread November 24, 2013
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Malattach

v. to attach, as in a document to an email, incorrectly.
I should have checked that email, especially considering my propensity to malattach documents.
by SRB ESQ January 13, 2009
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