mayonaise

What is inside in the head of a complete moron.

Amoeba's brain is better than mayonaise in your head!

by jaelee11 January 11, 2009

mayonaise dumptruck

Applying a thick and volumous load of mayonaise like consistancy cum on or around the chin of a sexual partner, whether male or female.

3 of the 10 men involved in the street bukkake were unable to leave a mayonaise dumptruck on the eager cum dumpster

by throbmelongtime July 20, 2009

Mayonaise bracelet

The cum on a girls hand after performing a handjob. similar to a (pearl necklace) after performing felatio

Wow that girl earned that mayonaise bracelet, now she can wear it with pride!

by Hyruki December 2, 2009

Marmalaise

(n.) : an indefinite feeling of fatigue at the prospect of using orange fruit spread.

Margaret was overcome by a feeling of marmalaise when she thought about flavoring her burned toast.

by Food Guy October 18, 2011

Mayonaise

A very effective instrument.

Patrick: Is Mayonaise an instrument?

Squidward: No Patrick, Mayonaise is not an instrument.

by Tickle Pickle Fish December 13, 2018

happy mayonaise

When you notice your girlfriend is happy and you decide to surprise her with cumshot attack just to ruin her day

Ahh man jenna was bragging about how good her day was so I hit that bitch with some happy mayonaise just to shut her up

by chubbzilla April 24, 2016

Mayonaise Legs

Describes a slut's legs--they're easy to spread.

I really like Mary--she has mayonaise legs!

by Booger July 15, 2004