Marley Barley

Slang word for marijuana derived from Bob Marley (like its his) and Barley. Which is a plant that when dried and crumbled looks similar to shake.

Guy 1: Dude i just bought a sack of MB!!!!

Guy 2: Hella dog I love Marley Barley! Let's toke!

by coolguy1212 September 20, 2010

Maple Ridge Ditch Pig

Characterized by her poor teased hair and shoddy colour treatments, her general lack of looks, and poor body shape the Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is essentially a waste of skin. She likes to take pictures of attractive girls whenever they meet, and then secretly cries at night knowing she will never look like them. Her interests include group bingo, needless capitalization of sentences, and housing out of work dead beat plumbers who neglect children. (See "Dead Beat"

Wow, that Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is really hitting on that group of guys in the Pipe Band...yikes!

by Hi_Capacity February 22, 2011

Maple TA

A retarded method of assessment used by universities to fuck their students up and give them cancer.

Person 1: "Hey have you done the Maple TA yet?"
Person 2: "Nah mate, I don't want to get cancer from that shit yet."

by A Dumb Dude August 23, 2016

Ziggy Marley

Son of Bob Marley. With a great amount of talent, greatly takes after his father. So far only one solo album named "Dragonfly". Also performs with the Melody Makers.
A great singer/song writer and one of my favorites of all time.

Ziggy Marley performs such songs such as: Dragonfly, True to Myself, Tommorrow People, .....etc.

by Urban Dictionary December 6, 2005

Bob Marley

The greatest reggae artist ever. Most people associate his name with weed, but it's just part of his religious beliefs (he's Rastafarian). He was so great, there may still be a debate on whether his body should be kept by Jamaica or handed over to his wife to be sent back to Africa. No other reggae artists can compare to him.

Wer'e Jammin, jammin, jammin, jammin,
I wanna jam it with you.
Holy man Zion, Holy man Zion...

-Bob Marley (1945-1981)

by Bahama Boss November 5, 2005

MAPLE NIGGER

A substitute for Canadians or people who once lived in Canada.

Man 1: I saw that your daughter is dating an Irish guy

Man 2: Yeah but I'd take that over her dating a maple nigger any day.

by Slamcrunch October 1, 2016

Maple Walnut

When a man dips his testiculs into some maple syrup and then drop there testiculs into there partners mouth.

Joey gave Zoey a Maple Walnut.

by KarlThePanda January 2, 2010