retarded antelope

The antelope that just seems to do everything wrong ona wildlife show, and gets eaten as a result.

And here, we find the "retarded antelope", species dumbassus antelopus, which is about to have his ass handed to him by a lion.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

Bantelope

A man/woman who has banter with at least 3 other members of a group creating a watering-hole of banter. Other people can join the group and offer banter and become Bantelopes.

'Come join the watering hole and become a Bantelope!'

or

'Fucking hell, here he comes! Another Bantelope for the watering-hole!'

by Dr Ram September 19, 2014

Paint your butt white and go run with the antelope

A phrase to coerse somebody into doing what they're told.

Dad: "Son, go take out the trash"

Son: "No."

Dad: "Damn it, paint your butt white and go run with the antelope!"

by therapistfinder June 1, 2009

The Antelope Valley

A small city catering to the workers of Los Angeles and Edwards Air Force Base. A region that was hit right in the balls during the 2008 financial collapse, with home values plummeting 70% or more. The cities in the area have recovered and are now on par with the rest of middle class LA county. A really hot fucking place.

The Antelope Valley got hit right in the nuts in 2008.

by APersonFromCalifornia June 27, 2016

cantelopes

huge or abnormally large breasts. usually is a good thing to have these on a girl

damn, that ho had some cantelopes on her!

by djro May 18, 2006

antelope

When an ant climbs down a ladder to get into her boyfriend's car.

I saw an antelope in my yard.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

antelope bite

when you sneak up behind someone and give them and pinch then really hard on the underside of their bicep.

Gwen- "Hahaha ur a loser!"

Travis- "Shut up before i give u an antelope bite!!!"

Gwen- "NO! Ive still got bruises on there from last time!!!"

by pearlcitywolves February 28, 2008