An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.
Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.
Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.
Burger King Employee: "Our deeper fryer is empty! I mean the grease is completely gone, sucked dry."
Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."
Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."
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I went to Allie's blog expecting some kind of awesome party with lots of pie, but as soon as I got there everyone was like "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!" and then the raping of my eyeballs with awesomeness commenced.
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A dildo or other phalic shaped object is also acceptable to use, but a real penis is preferred.
Derived from the Watchmen comic/film character who was blue and naked.
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Derived from the Watchmen comic/film character who was blue and naked.
Once at a party, Night Owl was so piss drunk he stumbled around Dr. Manhattaning shit. It was hilarious!
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