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Land Manatee

An incredibly fat person. In particular, a Land Manatee has little in the way of recognizable skeletal structure. Rolls of fat disguish the neck, as well as much of the arms and legs.

Unlike the real Manatee which arguably faces the threat of extinction, the Land Manatee enjoys ever growing numbers thanks to North America's penchant for fatty food and over eating. The Land Manatee faces no natural predators and lives primarily off fast food and frozen TV dinners, though they are also known to eat vast quantities of pretty much everything.
Burger King Employee: "Our deeper fryer is empty! I mean the grease is completely gone, sucked dry."

Manager: "Land Manatees....Get the harpoon gun, they can't have gone far."
by Phineas Gage December 20, 2006
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Mandatory Sex Party

"A party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. I would think that these parties often disguise themselves as costume parties or birthday parties or baby showers but THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"
I went to Allie's blog expecting some kind of awesome party with lots of pie, but as soon as I got there everyone was like "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!" and then the raping of my eyeballs with awesomeness commenced.
by Havoc8709 March 31, 2010
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mandatorian

Expected or mandatory behavior for a Mandalorian.
"Why don't Mandalorians take off their helmets when they eat?"
"This is the way. It's Mandatorian.
by Vlad the Vandalorian April 1, 2021
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Full Maniatis

a chaotic loosely controlled single minded focus on yourself and your own goals at the detriment of everyone around you. Often resulting in loud outbursts.
by ManiatisFanClub October 25, 2018
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swimming with the manatees

A euphemism for gay sex with demonstrably larger men
He went swimming with the manatees last weekend
by SpillyMcDeez August 18, 2016
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manhattan bagel

Originating in NYC this fetish is when gay males use cream cheese as anal lubricant.
Mikey- “I heard Samy and Jeremy are really into Manhattan bagels. They claim they taste so good.”
by starchild.69.69 May 18, 2019
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Dr. Manhattan

Verb - The act of painting one's penis blue, and slapping it against something to leave a blue mark, as a prank.

A dildo or other phalic shaped object is also acceptable to use, but a real penis is preferred.

Derived from the Watchmen comic/film character who was blue and naked.
Once at a party, Night Owl was so piss drunk he stumbled around Dr. Manhattaning shit. It was hilarious!
by madseason December 29, 2012
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