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Mangelina Brolie

Rhymes with Angelina Jolie -- A man who is so incredibly sexy that he makes even heterosexual anuses tingle with desire.
Dude, I know we are here in a strip club with boobs in our face, but I can't keep my eyes off that Mangelina Brolie sitting on the other side of the stage. I wonder what he would charge for a lap dance.
Mangelina Brolie by Robin Finderson November 19, 2011
A women who’s whipped and listens to the husband
Damn your wife is such a mandilona
mandilona by Realmexicana May 8, 2018

Mandolin 

Mandolin is a sweet, funny, and beautiful girl. She's very shy but when you get to know her she's an amazing person. She sticks up for her best friends and if she loves you enough I'm sure she'd even die for you. Mandolin is one of the sweetest people you'll come to know. If your lucky enough to meet Mandolin then your sure to have a great friend. :D
Girl 1. "That girl is so sweet!!"
Girl 2. "Duh, her name is Mandolin."
Mandolin by Terry :D August 7, 2011
To screw up an exceedingly menial or easy task, without possessing the mental faculties to realize your own error.

Etymology: Comes from a bastardization of the words "Land" and "Florentina," probably a reference to one of the colonies founded by Columbus on one of his trips to the Americas, which he mistook for Asia.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.
1. Christopher Columbus Landolina'd the search for a faster trade route to the Indies.

2. I heard he thought those lyrics to 'Blinded by the Light' were 'wrapped up like a douche.' What a Landolina.
Landolina by Oskie Bear November 3, 2010
A girl who's is as beautiful as is smart and funny. Shy yet wants attention. Would make a great companion/partner. A great friend. Good lovers and great kissers.
Madolin is so beautiful.
madolin by May_May14 July 4, 2017