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Manhattan Flapjack

A manhattan flapjack starts with a woman laying on a bed. She is completely naked and smoking a cigarette. This bed is in the middle of an empty gymnasium. The door furthest from her opens and a man laying on a stretcher uses canoo oars to push himself in. Stacked on his erect penis are pancakes with the works (ie. Syrup, butter, the works). The woman must at this point yell "TAXI! TAXI!". The man pushes himself toward the bed and at about 20 feet the woman must in one move jump and mount the man on the stretcher. The two must begin to have sex in the pancakes while the stretcher never stops moving around the gym.
Did you hear about Jim? He and his girlfriend did the Manhattan Flapjack. They're gods.
by Lunchboxpanda June 20, 2010
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Manhattan Back Smack

The Manhattan Back Smack is when your conducting anal sex with a gagged hog tied lady while under the effect of at LEAST 10 Viagra pills, you then smack her in the back of the head with your penis until she becomes disoriented OR passes out.

You finally finish the job by unloading a sea of hot sticky man milk on to her face...Then run like hell
Jerome: Bro! Where did you disappear last night?
You: Hey you know that hot piece of ass from last Friday?
Jerome: yeah what about her?
You: Well guess who gave that bitch the Manhattan Back Smack!
by DC is STRIPPIN March 10, 2010
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Manhattan Project

What ended World War 2. At least, the japanese part of it.
by Zach G. November 6, 2003
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manhattan bridging

The three some equivalent of an Eiffel Tower consisting of two female participants and one male.
My husband told me that a female and a male were incapable of the act of simultaneously engaging the same female in sexual intercourse and oral sex while the couple high fives above the second female's head/body, known as an Eiffel Tower, arguing that only two males can properly "construct" an Eiffel Tower utilizing their penises as a base for the tower, and the act of a female and male engaging in the same type of high five above a second female is known as Manhattan Bridging.
by BallerBitch April 23, 2017
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Manhattan

The most well known of the boroughs of The City of New York, if asking an outsider. Often reffered to as 'The City' by residents of other boroughs of New York. Home of Broadway, Times Square, The Empire State Building, etc... also an area with a needlessly complex subway system in some areas, and a lack of subway in others. Culturally diverse, a place where the mexican food resturants are actually run by mexican people and have real mexican food. Where there is a risk of crime in any areas, the contrast between the various neighborhoods is very sharp. Also notable for it's exceedingly over-inflated property prices.
A. 1: Hey, let's go to New York!
2: Yeah! We can go to Manhattan! And... what else is there?

B. Hey, when school is done, wanna hop the Q to The City? We can go chill in the village!

C. I can take ten different trains to get to times square, but if I want to get to the east side below sixtyth, I have to take the six train and walk like crazy...

D. This food is real Chinise Food! Not psuedo american-chinise food! Sweet!

E. I ain't paying over a million dollars for a STUDIO APARTMENT!!
by Liz November 17, 2005
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Manhattan Mudboot

When you are in the shower and you have to poop. You turn around, poop onto the drain, and then mash it down with your foot.
Me- Dude i was in the shower this morning and the Taco Bell hit me hard!
Friend- So....
Me- I did the Manhattan Mudboot
Friend- Thats horrible man, your wearing my socks!
by NutZachNY March 29, 2011
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manhattan beach

Dude the surf in Manhattan Beach is going iff!
by MGuarro April 11, 2006
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