Lambda Male

Whatever thing Gordon Freeman is. Someone who's really quiet, but strong.

guy1: man'st thou heard 'bout guy3? he dostn't even speaketh!
guy2: strange character quality but ok. methinks he's Gordon Freeman in the flesh, or rather a Lambda Male.

by It's a stone Ruigi September 27, 2020

Clueless 20-something single male exemption

A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.

Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.

Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.

by RedBeard53 October 9, 2009

Yogurt Male

Extremely sexy and yogurty. They are among the top achievers of man including sigma males alike. Significantly better than shrigma males and alpha males. If you see these men with yogurt it's already over. They are mostly found in giant, tall buildings looking out the window eating their yogurt.

A yogurt male just slept with my wife.

by I love yogurt October 31, 2021

Service Male

A sexual service male, must be well hung and hot looking. Does not need to have money or a good job, just be good in bed. Women of all ages use service males for hot sex, but have no plans to enter into relationships with them. In the hierarchy of males, the service male is between the alpha male and beta male.

Women use service males as life-sized dildos. Service males are only good for one thing! Sexual service.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

Smegma Male

A guy who is so in to NOFAP that that smegma starts coming out of his penis .

Have you heard ? Emil hasn't masturbated for 2 week now .

Yeah he has become a true smegma male .

by Hanza30 August 12, 2021

Chi Male

An chi male as a man who seeks above all things knowledge. This is the type of guy who is super hot and has big dick energy even though he has a medium sized cock. He is the type of guy who would reject the normative societal typical normal standards of what a man should do and instead meticulously researches things online like to see if there's a definition of every "x male" where x = any greek letter

"That guy giggling at his phone by himself is a total Chi male" - the other guys

by poopdick42069 May 14, 2021

Lambda Male

Lambda Males are the right men in the wrong place

Person 1: Do you know what a Lambda Male is?
Person 2: The right men in the wrong places, yes?

by TrinicalLL August 9, 2021