MAHIA

PRETTY SUPPORTIVE BEST FRIEND ANYONE CAN HAVE

MAHIA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ALWAYS THERE FOR ME XXXXXXXXXX

by nicesexy9083 October 28, 2018

machiavelodrome

A venue for young Italians to simultaneously ride bicycles really fast and hone the art of amoral and manipulative politics.

Berlusconi cut his teeth at the machiavelodrome, learning how to undermine the moderate left with deconstructive rhetoric while posting a new personal best for the season in the 5km sprint.

by Zac Bullpit September 25, 2011

makaiah

Makaiah is normally a great girl. She can get ANYONE to laugh if she wanted to. She has plenty of friends and a lot of talent. She normally has brown hair and brown eyes. She LOVES god. She would have these special moments where she would just say the weirdest things you have ever heard.

Makaiah: Hey have you seen my..
Girl: Seen your what?
Makaiah: My sunglasses
Girl: 1. Those are my glasses and 2. there in your hands.
Makaiah: Oh well thanks and they are mine now :)
Girl: No there not
Makaiah: *runs away laughing and coughing and then screams "I HOPE YOU GET YOUR HIPPO IN THAT PAPER CUP BEFORE THE PARTY IN THE COMPUTER!!!!"*
Girl: What????

by robloxplayahh April 30, 2016

Makaia

OMFG MAKAIA IS FREAKING AMAZING. Makaia is a tomboy, and not afraid to show it. She will defend her friends no matter what. But not with words, oh no honey she will kick. She loves adventures and is very adventurous. She legit has no fear what so ever. SHE IS AN AMAZING FRIEND, not to mention super cute and super single. BUT SHE WON'T DATE YOU SO DON'T FREAKING ASK, UNLESS YOUR VERY BRAVE, BUT IF YOUR FEELING BRAVE GO FOR IT SHE WON'T MAKE THE REJECTION AWKWARD! She hangs out with mostly guys unless your a tomboy or nondramatic. Cause guys don't cause petty girl drama. But over all MAKAIA IS FREAKING AMAZING SO GET YOURSELF A MAKAIA!!!!!!!11

Dude #1: AYYYYYYE what up makaia!
Makaia: THE SKY
Random dudes who over heard: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by lemmesmash127 January 22, 2018

Machiavellian

Someone who is extremely good at manipulating and deceiving people for their own selfish gain. Examples of Machiavellians include, but are not limited to: IRS scammers, sugar daddys, e-girls, e-prostitutes, black hat hackers, Donald Trump, your girlfriend (potentially), sketchy sellers on Aliexpress, and that guy down the street who claims he is homeless.

If you are a Machiavellian, please do take note that machiavellianism begets machiavellianism. Research has shown that people who have been psychologically manipulated are more likely to manipulate others.

Dude 1: So I heard you bought some custom videos from this e-girl on Reddit, how'd that go for you?
Dude 2: Extremely bad. I thought she was legit and everything, she even showed me a screenshot of the video, but once I had paid her she never replied back.
Dude 1: Damn dude, I mean I wouldn't have trusted some random internet girl in the first place. The online sex market is filled with Machiavellians, y'know?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 27, 2021

makhiya

a awesome female who is the shit

that girl is a makhiya.

by DarionCollins January 18, 2017

Mathias

Mathias is a wonderful boy. Who will make you feel so special at times. he won't let guys get to close to his girlfriend (he is over protective). You can't help but love him back or just love him. He will make you feel like you are the only thing that matters. If he has a girlfriend he would never think of cheating on her, he doesn't date if he feels he can'r commit and stay faithful. He tends to get angry easily but makes up for it with every second he's in a good mood around you. You are forced to love everything about him, since he is so amazing and very attractive.

Girl 1: look at that hot guy over there what is his name?

Girl 2: Thats Mathias, but he has a girlfreind and won't cheat on her.

word

by A girls with a crush... June 20, 2011