makeup fraud

Finding out in the morning after the night before that the stunner you went home and banged all night is actually a right minger without the makeup.

She was class, amazingly stunning, until the makeup came off, its the biggest case of makeup fraud I've ever seen

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

makeup sex

Rough and extremely gratifying sex had after an argument.

That bitch was yelling at me all day, but she was screaming my name during makeup sex.

by DeezNutz April 9, 2003

Makeup cupcake

A term created in early 2010 to mean makeup sex. Makeup cupcake was coined after a discussion on cupcakes arose on Facebook. Conversations soon turned south and the term makeup cupcake was born to emphasize the ultimate 'cupcake' after getting busted by your wife for eating the last one.

After spending the night on the couch Ryan admitted he did it all for the makeup cupcake.

by The Nameless Bandit May 28, 2010

makeup face

The face a female unintentionally pulls when applying makeup. Most makeup faces involve squinting eyes, open or limp mouths and raised eyebrows. One can look quite humorous while pulling one of these.

Sandy always puts her makeup on in private because her makeup face is too embarrassing.

by tootbrush13 November 29, 2009

makeup sleep

It's like makeup sex in a sense that it's a really good sleep that you get after feeling shitty.

Man I was so tired after finals, I took a shower and passed out for like 18 hours, it was the best makeup sleep of my life!

by Haven't met you yet June 16, 2011

makeup whore

Someone (usually a girl) who cannot walk out of the house unless they're wearing makeup. The makup must be excessive and very noticeable. Though it doesn't necessarily have to look like a whore's style of makeup, it can be anything from clown-looking, to goth, to preppy.

I came to school today with my usual thick, black, goth-like, rings of eyeliner on, along with heavy black mascara, and silver glitter around the inside edge of my eyes today. Then I shared the joy of purple eyeliner/mascara and silver liquid eyeliner with my friends before calss. Everyone knows I am a complete makeup whore.

by AnnikeBlack May 25, 2007

makeup shotgun

The hypothetical device used by oper-made-up-women to apply a thick, ugly layer of caked-on makeup to their faces. Refers to an episode of the Simpsons where Homer invented such a device, provoking the response; "Homer! You've got it set on whore!"

"Wow, Cindy really brought out the makeup shotgun this morning - she looks like a freaking clown."

by Fnordgasm May 12, 2007