Mangled

The state of having an extreme high percentage of alcohol in your system, which is greater than your urine output

Tim: 'Ethan lad. Last night you were mangled'
Ethan: 'No I wasn't, you must be dreaming it'
Heron: 'Ethan, lets be real here, you were infact Mangled'

by Jeff n inspiration October 28, 2018

Mangled

When you’re so high you loose your state of consciousness and go completely west

Oi last night I was mangled off that MD

by Gurner Kings November 19, 2018

Mangled Pineapple

A woman’s vagina

I was up in her mangled pineapple

by Beckyac May 29, 2021

Spangled and mangled

A state of mind a person may find themselves in after consuming one too many tinnies. Often accompanied with class A's.

Jav: he lovesh it dun'he
Towey: 1, 2, 3, 4, 1 , 2, 3, 4....
Erfan: mate towey is spangled and mangled
Towey: depression is a ten letter word, north korea is a communist state...

by xXxswagmaster42069xXx September 25, 2022

Mangled

A word to describe how you feel after an extremely heavy night and then to tell everyone that you designed the word mangled.

"I feel mangled" "did you know I made up this word"

by Cock Higgins June 30, 2012

MajinBlueDragon

Slave of 21XX Maverick dogs.

Shiny Magnamon is a real MajinBlueDragon

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

mangled

A state once achieved by Lucious the Great. It requires tripping on acid, then slowly drinking a half a case of beer over the course of the evening, then smoking a lot of pot. It usually produces a facial expression resembling near-death or being under the influence of strong anesthetics.

That kid is mangled... he should probably go to sleep before he hurts himself...

by chester January 29, 2004