Mailbox

Evil entities.

Lust for blood and pain.

You really think your mailbox is innocent? It isn't. Mailboxes are part of one big conspiracy. Mailboxes are evil. How many hours a day do you watch your mailbox? When you're not watching it their master plan progresses. You know that one weird sound you heard last night? It wasn't your neighbor. It was your mailbox finding it's way into your house. Now you know. Enjoy the time we have left on this earth before the mailboxes take over.

My mailbox was trying to kill me last night.

by Jefftheengineer January 23, 2022

Mailbox

A person who says nothing of note, like an email mailbox full of spam mail.

My Maths teacher is such a mailbox, she kept on saying stuff that was not at all in the exam.

by RTGame and Chat January 22, 2023

Mobile mailbox

When you take a nasty ass shit in an elevator and deliver it to another floor.

Luke took a massive dookie in the elevator and sent the mobile mailbox to the lobby.

by Steeple Dave April 30, 2014

There is a pipebomb in your mailbox

Commonly used on the app Discord. Can be used as a response for literally anything. Usually as a form of a GIF, so there would be a GIF of someone dancing with text saying "There's a pipebomb in your mail box."

Larry: "yo my pet rock died today :("

Bob: "There is a pipebomb in your mailbox".

by sagemilkglass September 6, 2021

Breadstick in mailbox

When one wants to enter a female he puts a breadstick in her mailbox to signal his request

Justin put the breadstick in mailbox of nina to formally request entrance into her body

by LerKing July 1, 2016

suburban mailbox

a very pale person,who may be exposed to sunlight as much or more as the tipical human,and will not have any traces of ever being in the sunlight.

swimmers in the summer will get tan from swimming outside,when a suburban mailbox will appear as white as mayo.

by mike(pib)morrow June 9, 2009

potato mailbox

because there are now multiple genders in 2017
a potato mailbox is a person who looks like a potato((they believe/are they look ugly)) and is a mailbox because screw being a male or a female, everyone is something entirely different

me: i identify as a bisexual potato mailbox
friend: im pansexual
triggered idiot: NO! YOU CANT BE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS

by THEPOTATOMAILBOX October 3, 2017