A mahir is a guy who's kind of a naughty boy but sometimes he is reliable but he's very cool but most of the time everyone hates him but he doest give a fuck because haters gonna hate dude. Chicks wanna be him and guys wanna be with him.
by ObiJuanKenobi February 18, 2022
Get the Mahirmug. An amazing boy who loves to interact with people. He is intelligent and is really kind. A bit sensitive, outgoing, charismatic, optimistic, hilarious (a bit dirty :P), a little bit serious at times...he will bring joy and happiness to whoever he acquaints with. He'll be the most loyal friend/lover anyone can ever have. If he comes around in your life, he'll change it completely and will never leave your side. Not even till death.
A.K.A: A sexy child who knows how to treat people with kindness and respect!
A.K.A: A sexy child who knows how to treat people with kindness and respect!
by Rtyeven April 25, 2023
Get the Mahirmug. A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."
Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
Get the Bari Mahir Paradoxmug. A mindless individual who constantly groans "Oaj. Aem. Snorelacks!" and has fat instead of muscle in all parts of their body. Their total weight is 1 ton, their BMI is 80, and they spend most of their time stuffing cheeseburgers in their mouth without chewing, and they have a butt for a head, elephant ears for human ears, and an anus instead of a mouth, like a starfish (no offense to Patrick.) The anus on their back was replaced with fat due to surgeries by the Mahir Hater Mutilation squad and Lead bromide exposure. When they hate a person, they rapidly spew hydrobromic acid filled feces out of their face at 20 mph onto the person.
Oaj. aem. Snorelacks! Oaj. aem. Snorelacks! Yelled the Above Average Mahir Hater as he trodded through the hallway.
There was a toilet seat covered in feces, It is most likely an angry Above Average Mahir Hater who did that.
There was a toilet seat covered in feces, It is most likely an angry Above Average Mahir Hater who did that.
by Mudane potion#069 April 9, 2025
Get the Above Average Mahir Hatermug.