ripper magoo

What Bob Menery says when he thinks someone did some cocaine.

Tiger Woods must have been with Dustin Johnson in stall four doing some RIPPER MAGOOS before this putt.

by RIPPER MAGOO May 14, 2018

Swoop MaGoop

A person that seemingly comes out of nowhere & gets the girl/boy you were about to holla at.

So I was about to holla @ this bird when all of a sudden Swoop MaGoop came out of nowhere & cock blocked!!

by Rob Deez September 22, 2009

Macgot

(mac-it)

Noun:
1) A mac loving faggot

2) Mac-Faggot

3) An idiot who wants to have all thought done by apple.

Verb:
1) To be anally raped by a mac powered dildo cannon.

Tina: I'm thinking about buying a mac to webcam with you
Dwanye: You're gonna be a macgot.
Tina: Don't you want to see me on the cam
Dwanye: Go buy yourself a fucking webcam instead of a mac.
If you're on a Mac right now. Go fuck yourself with the Apple Dildo Cannon for $5,000. You'll love the speed, power, and RAM it has on your anus that you'll forget about using that nice comfortable personalized cannon that you used to use.

by Sieabah L. Park September 30, 2011

Maggot at Top Park

Getting drunk at the park located just behind Byron Bay main beach.

Ohhh dude, I was so maggot at top park last night, I got 7 chicks before the police turned up aye lad..

by maggotattoppark January 3, 2012

cheesey maggot cock

a small penis that smells or is covered in cheese

Errr Liam has a cheesey maggot cock

by crunter May 4, 2010

douche magoo

When someone is the stupidest, most sightless douchebag you have ever seen.

Verne Lundquist is the world's largest Douche Magoo

by The original Kat November 8, 2014

Maggoted

When an individual becomes so drunk/stoned they cant feel themself and dont feel pain/ or just to the point where they pass out or throw up.

*doing* "I just want to go the the pub and get Maggoted"
*question* "Wanna get Maggoted?"
*expression* "Fuck! you were Maggoted!"

by Benny1988 April 14, 2006