Sticky Magazine

a left over porno magazine that is filled with semen.

i keep my Sticky Magazine in the bathroom.

by greenday256 January 7, 2012

Brev Magazine

A news publication trying to look cool for kids through co-opting pop culture. Only known because of TikTok.

A: Why did I waste my time reading that?
B: No one knows why. It's Brev Magazine.

by Jamisxn223 April 21, 2023

High capacity magazine

A weapon magazine designed to hold a large number of cartridges (bullets). There is no official standardization on what constitutes “high capacity”, but more liberal states such as California and Maryland seem to argue it’s anything over 10 rounds.

The AR-15s 30 round mag is not a high capacity magazine, but actually it’s standard magazine capacity.

by Plutonium-239 October 13, 2020

magazine

A controlling device used by the corporate masses of America to brainwash teenaged girls and turn them into clones of Hilary Duff and Anna Nicole Smith, usually by means of advertising skanky clothing and expensive shoes and stating (subliminally, of course) that if you do not buy and wear these "stylish" fashions, you will be attacked and mauled by 14-year-old teenyboppers with push-up bras and perfectly manicured fingernails.

Ashley: "Like OH MY GOD! I totally have to buy this miniskirt or I will be devoured by the general public!"

Michelle: "Yeah, I know! Let's go to the mall and buy pink underwear!"

by Jennifer June 9, 2004

girly magazine

1950's (etc) "porn" magazine featuring scantily-clad females (about like modern underwear ads!!)

john's mom took away his girly magazines AND his comic books, its' no wonder hes' now a porn executive!!

-took my girly magazine into the 'loo' and set myself off!!

by michael foolsley February 20, 2010

Men's Health Magazine

"Men's Health" is a monthly magazine in the supposedly (and originally) about health and fitness, but characterised by the multitude of topless men it depicts. It started in 1987 in the US, but is very popular in other regions (especially the UK). It is surprisingly popular despite its infamous reputation, and has an estimated circulation of about 1.85 million copies each month as of 2009. The editor in chief is David Zinczenko, and the magazine is something of a byword for an dull/homosexually-inclined thing to read. A typical article would be "Nine steps to a perfect 6-pack".

Christian was a massive fan of Men's Health Magazine, and used to sneak into his older brother's room to steal the latest issue.

by Versipellis May 23, 2009

girlfriend magazine

An Australian magazine for teenage girls, teaches them to believe in themselves, like their self image, love themselves and not to go anorexic like half the super models in other magazines. Also teaches methods of masturbation.

Girl:"Have you read this months 'sealed section' of Girlfriend magazine, shoving barbie dolls is the new thing, it works too".

by coopz March 12, 2008