Magical place in the Vegårshei woods, southern part of Norway. Where beautiful fairies help addicts (drugs and/or alcohol) on the way to recovery.
Using the wonderful 10 step philosophy to give hopeless cases the chance of a worthy life once more.
Using the wonderful 10 step philosophy to give hopeless cases the chance of a worthy life once more.
Billy Bob : Hey man! I think I got a problem with alcohol and meth.... My wife is leaving me, and my kids will not speak to me. What should I do?
Man : Why don't you call Mestringshuset? They can help!
Billy Bob : Thanx, man! I'll do that!
Man : Why don't you call Mestringshuset? They can help!
Billy Bob : Thanx, man! I'll do that!
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Get the maestro mug.aka Bullshit University, located in Maastricht, The Netherlands, but infested by Germans. The only university where, even if you ace an exam, you can still fail the entire course because you skipped ONE lesson. At UM, life just plain sucks and weed, Ritalin and vodka are the only way to get through it all. UM attracts tons of international students (all thanks to some marketing bullshit), especially Germans who for some reason think it's some sort of European Harvard. Everyone in Maastricht is either a psychopath, a junkie or depressed. To add insult to injury, moving to Maastricht also causes you to get Maastricht Syndrome.
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