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Mestringshuset

Magical place in the Vegårshei woods, southern part of Norway. Where beautiful fairies help addicts (drugs and/or alcohol) on the way to recovery.

Using the wonderful 10 step philosophy to give hopeless cases the chance of a worthy life once more.
Billy Bob : Hey man! I think I got a problem with alcohol and meth.... My wife is leaving me, and my kids will not speak to me. What should I do?

Man : Why don't you call Mestringshuset? They can help!

Billy Bob : Thanx, man! I'll do that!
by TheMufaasa March 6, 2011
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The Maestro

During the act of giving a blowjob the "giver" deepthroats (the entire shaft) and licks the balls simultaneously. See also "fucking incredible"
"This girl was giving me head and she proceeded to Maestro that shit."

"A female friend (a master of her craft) had the ability to give The Maestro thus reinventing the deepthroat blowjob."
by mr. Haywood January 27, 2007
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Lego Maestro

the most epic fortnite player in the world, teaming up with ninja and marquess brownley, he will get your credit card information to secure that epic victory royale
"Ninja is the best fortnite player"
"No Lego Maestro is"
by John Wick Jr February 5, 2019
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Minge Maestro

A man or woman who is skilled at provoking extreme pleasure in women by fondling with their vaginas.
That Derek sure is one hell of a minge maestro.
by F Meister July 28, 2008
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maestro

The Swiss maestro possesses an exquisite game, and he can hit winners from all parts of the court to all parts of the court on the opposite side of the net.
by bcee December 24, 2008
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maestro

The greatest freestyler in modern day hip hop. See also bone
Maestro laced some mother fuckin tight ryhmes today nigga.
by Scott September 9, 2003
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Maastricht University

aka Bullshit University, located in Maastricht, The Netherlands, but infested by Germans. The only university where, even if you ace an exam, you can still fail the entire course because you skipped ONE lesson. At UM, life just plain sucks and weed, Ritalin and vodka are the only way to get through it all. UM attracts tons of international students (all thanks to some marketing bullshit), especially Germans who for some reason think it's some sort of European Harvard. Everyone in Maastricht is either a psychopath, a junkie or depressed. To add insult to injury, moving to Maastricht also causes you to get Maastricht Syndrome.
Not to mention that everyone who works at UM believes they're in the best uni on earth, even though UM actually ranks pretty bad among the 'good' uni's in Europe
"I skipped 2 out of 20 tutorials and now I have to do a 60 page essay course assignment within 3 days, otherwise I'll have to graduate a year later. Maastricht University is such a fucking nightmare."

"Goddammit, how come the Germans at Maastricht University always get such high grades while everyone else is struggling so much?? Oh wait I know! They're all psychopaths!"
"If you say Maastricht University backwards three times while looking into a mirror, you'll be exempted from all resits."
by godverdomme January 15, 2020
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