Macintosh

1. Intel-based PC manufacturer (IE Compaq, ACER, Packard Bell.. Macintosh)
2. Personal computers that run Mac OS -OR- the Windows OS natively (which is a good thing)
3. Former "flagship" of a company which now sells moooosic and ba-a-a-a-ad hip hop videos to their faithful cattle and sheep.
4. STEVE JOBS SOLD YOU OUT

Once upon a time the Macintosh was special. Then they sold out. Then they went bankrupt. Then Bill Gates bought Steve Jobs out of NeXT, they recovered, and they sold out again. Adobe abandoned them. Then OSX came out on a Linux platform (Come on and you DIDN'T think they were prepping for migration??) ..

I know. I had one. You live, they lie, you learn.

by Armand Banana January 22, 2006

macintosh

A Lame, overpriced excuse for a computer. Useful for people under the age of seven who enjoy a ugly and confusing user interface with a small list of compatible programs.

Stupid 7 y.o: Hey i just got the macintosh macbook air today, its the worlds thinnest laptop!!11

Normal 7 y.o: WTF Why did you do that

Stupid 7 y.o: Because its thin and you can play Microsoft Word on it!

Normal 7 y.o: Microsoft word isn't a game you idiot

Stupid 7 y.o: But Steve Jobs told me it was the best program that worked on the system

Normal 7 y.o: Yeah that's cause its from Microsoft!

by MACS EAT DICK! June 26, 2008

macintosh

What hippies use to feel proud of themselves because they've steered wide of the herd.

Guy: Why'd you buy a macintosh?
Guy2:Why not?
Guy:CUZ YOU CANT DO JACK SHIT WITH IT UNLESS YOU'RE 50 AND HAVE NO LIFE EXCEPT YOUR JOB.
Guy2:Oh...but the design looks cool!

by Mr. Jojo September 8, 2006

macintosh

Macintosh is a horrible operating system that freezes and sucks for gaming. Steve Jobs is a douche for making it.

Mac:Im a Macintosh
Pc: and Im a Pc
Mac: I can't play games and am only useful for a cespool.
Pc: I can play great Microsoft games with all my gaming awesomeness.
Mac: {freeze}
Pc: predictable

by James Niet September 17, 2007

Macindouche

A Douchebag that loves to use Apple products.

There goes that Macindouche with his iPhone, iPad, MacBook & iMac. He doesn't like Windows or Android, and he's better than you.

by The Lonely Jew May 21, 2015

gage macintosh

Gage Macintosh is a very strange man and usually is found in his bed eating his dogs ass. Gage is known to be the Bad Boy in school and all the lady’s fall for him. They also have really “soft dicks” they used for their cats.

Becky “Wow I would love Gage Macintosh to eat me out”
Sara “Too bad he’s mine back off”

by Gage Macintosh November 29, 2021

the full macino

A giant penis, or a situation that is too big for anyone to handle.

She couldn't handle the full macino.

The whole ruckus was a full macino.

by bby0586 January 15, 2014